Flat-Earther launches in steam rocket - unfortunately survives.

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  1. Edge_Beta

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    I had him for this year's Darwin Award Grand Champion. I am so bummed out.
     
    #1 Edge_Beta, Mar 28, 2018
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    i'd meet you on right now it's a bababababababababababababushkowery
     
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    Even if this flat earth nonsense is true, why should anyone care? Is it gonna change the way you live your day to day life? You'd have a more enlightening experience if you spent all that money on weed.
     
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    I hope he nails it eventually, and discovers the Earth is round, and is immediately called a sellout shill by flat-earth people.
     
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    so the earth is round?
     
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    i think we're overthinking it, I think there might have a mighty fine falsetto voice
     
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    haha what a dumbass i cant believe he built a functional rocket and landed it relatively safely
     
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    Yes! Let's launch poor people into space!

    Let's start with greeks; the cygans of europe!

    @A Fucking Box
     
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    The Earth isn't real, all of you are constructs of my mind while I'm being held in stasis against my will in space because my captors fear me.
     
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    why should you be surprised? he believes in a flat earth after all. And I wouldnt say he landed it...he almost nerfed it till the dumb fuck remembered to pull the extra chute.
     
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    He did better than Elon Musk

    And that's not even the only fail
     
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    I doubt a limo driver knows how to build a rocket...even a steam powered one.

    Also musk was trying to land a gd rocket, falling from space, onto a floating barge.......not something you'd expect to get right the first few times.
     
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    Say what you will, I respect a man that will strap himself to a home made rocket to prove people wrong.
     
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    Yeah he managed to hit the dome
     
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    If that guy ever hits orbit, I hope he has improved his rocket with navigational thrusters lest he smack into one of the elephants holding up the disc once he passes on the underside.