Flat-Earther launches in steam rocket - unfortunately survives.

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    I had him for this year's Darwin Award Grand Champion. I am so bummed out.
     
    #1 Edge_Beta, Mar 28, 2018
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    i'd meet you on right now it's a bababababababababababababushkowery
     
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    Even if this flat earth nonsense is true, why should anyone care? Is it gonna change the way you live your day to day life? You'd have a more enlightening experience if you spent all that money on weed.
     
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    I hope he nails it eventually, and discovers the Earth is round, and is immediately called a sellout shill by flat-earth people.
     
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    so the earth is round?
     
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    i think we're overthinking it, I think there might have a mighty fine falsetto voice
     
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    haha what a dumbass i cant believe he built a functional rocket and landed it relatively safely
     
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    Yes! Let's launch poor people into space!

    Let's start with greeks; the cygans of europe!

    @A Fucking Box
     
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    The Earth isn't real, all of you are constructs of my mind while I'm being held in stasis against my will in space because my captors fear me.
     
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    why should you be surprised? he believes in a flat earth after all. And I wouldnt say he landed it...he almost nerfed it till the dumb fuck remembered to pull the extra chute.
     
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    He did better than Elon Musk

    And that's not even the only fail
     
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    I doubt a limo driver knows how to build a rocket...even a steam powered one.

    Also musk was trying to land a gd rocket, falling from space, onto a floating barge.......not something you'd expect to get right the first few times.
     
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    Say what you will, I respect a man that will strap himself to a home made rocket to prove people wrong.
     
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    Yeah he managed to hit the dome
     
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    If that guy ever hits orbit, I hope he has improved his rocket with navigational thrusters lest he smack into one of the elephants holding up the disc once he passes on the underside.
     
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    dammit that reminds me

    i still need to get kerbal space program after like 4 or 5 years
     
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    my question to people that hold these antiscience views is
    'what would actually do it for you, rather than be dismissed as part of the deception?'
     
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    This music video is the only proof I accept that the earth is round.
     
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    i give him props for going to these lengths to try to prove his beliefs to himself and the world

    it doesn't really matter that he's wrong
    he's still thinking more critically than the idiots who get all their science from daytime television and believe just about anything as long as you wave your hands and say "science"

    hopefully once he realizes the earth is in fact round he can put that determination to better use
     
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    fucking balls on this man, what a legend.
     
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    If the Earth is a frisbee how the fuck would gravity work? Would it come out of the Earth's ass like a table spinner?
     
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