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Discussion in 'Noob Introduction Forum' started by LonelyStuntman, Feb 21, 2013.

  1. LonelyStuntman

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    Ediot

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    Thought I should start out the right way.
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  2. ilovejesus69

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    Rap is for criminals.
     
  3. LonelyStuntman

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    Ediot

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    I have heard that somewhere before. Manatee vaginas also closely resemble the human vagina.
     
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    九尾の狐

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    Hi.


    Welcome to EDF.
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  5. Rock

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  6. CallMeMaggot

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    Girlvinyl

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    ...then you changed your mind

    Also, lower the bottle even more, Failman hahaha
     
  7. Ronny

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    ciao

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    Good intro. Welcome to EDF.
     
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    Post sharpie in pooper.
     
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    Remember, people hate it when you shoot them in the penis with a sniper rifle.
     
  11. LonelyStuntman

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    How do you know about that haha? I only had it on my phone sadly.
     
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    That 100ml bottle looks quite big next to your penis
     
  13. Likeicare

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    EDF is my hugbox

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    Idk what it is, but looking at that photo, I can tell he has secks with his sister or some other close relative
     
  14. LonelyStuntman

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    Hey, I don't get near close relatives. First cousins is legal around here.
     
  15. iwish6million

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    What gave it away? Was it the plastic bottle resembling a chew-spit/cig-butt receptacle? Or the scratch marks on the wall? Also I wonder if he has utilized the knob on that bedpost.
     
  16. LonelyStuntman

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    Chew. No knob yet, but a grand idea!
     
  17. Likeicare

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    EDF is my hugbox

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    Hey im Welsh, cousins are awwwwwwright
     
  18. LonelyStuntman

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    And the scratch marks are from the chick in my avatar. She likes being tied up and the headboard was perfect.
     
  19. Likeicare

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    EDF is my hugbox

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    Sorry to say this friend, she looks disgusting
     
  20. LonelyStuntman

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    The key to happiness is lowered expectations.
     
  21. Likeicare

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    EDF is my hugbox

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    No, the key to happiness is a steady flow of narcotics into your system
     
  22. LonelyStuntman

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    That always works too. Just shake a prescription bottle around here and bitches come a runnin'
     
  23. Likeicare

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    EDF is my hugbox

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    Lol @ prescription drugs
     
  24. LonelyStuntman

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    Ediot

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    Hillbilly health plan
     
  25. Likeicare

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    EDF is my hugbox

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    Looking at my face, would you believe im a drug fiend
     
  26. LonelyStuntman

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    Nope. You're white.
     
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    don't you just hate when your mom walks in on you snorting ?

    i mean. come on! knock before you come into my room right ?
     
  28. Likeicare

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    EDF is my hugbox

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    No, I don't live with her
     
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  30. blackguy

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    yeah right. such a tuff nostril as yourself. just hanging out, playing MW3 and doing powder you scraped off some black guys balls. Oh wait.. i get it.. she lives with you right ?