First Polish satellite has been launched today!

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  1. Shlomo Bernitz

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    Good news for a change!
    Took me a while to find a text that I wouldn't have to translate for the sake of sharing.

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    source: http://en.poland.gov.pl/The,first,Polish,satellite,in,space!,Events,7072x1881.html

    Full scale post-assembly with human figure for size comparison:

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    Presentation vidya:

    - -presumed deployment progress:


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    Next satellite is nearing its launch date which is to take place later this year. Satellite will be larger in size - aproximately 8 times larger in volume.
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    I hope it does better than the Polish submarine.
     
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    Unfortunately to their chagrin, they put the batteries in backwards.
     
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    soy un vago de mierda....
    lol poland trying to be" cool" and join the "space club", Im sure somebody is gonna shoot down that piece of shit before the year ends
     
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    polish girls r hawt
     
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    pretty sure thats their only export
     
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    It's a trap! Don't believe me? They are the direct cause of Polish kids, FACT.
     
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    soy un vago de mierda....
    I have to say you are right dude, but most of them are greedy whores....
     
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    meh

    the ones that im referring 2 r 16-17 years old

    doesnt cost 2 much 2 satisfy them
     
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    Poland can into space now?
    Yeah right. It's probably an elaborate lie
     
  11. Shlomo Bernitz

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    But its mission is to actually follow a similar fate - as the mission objective states, it is set to test how it would be possible for a satellite to be thrown out of Earth's orbit for good.

    If this test will succeed, currently active satellites will adopt this principle as well in order to avoid filling the orbit with debris from exhausted space equipment. <=3c
     
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    I'm still trying to decide if this is an elaborate joke or not. seriously, polish satellite sounds like the setup to a joke.
     
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    Polish immigrants in my orbit ? ​
    its more likely than you think! ​
     
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    POLANDBALL CAN INTO SPACE!!