FINALLY, I MAY DIE. (or: good riddance to bad rubbish)

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    I don't actually give two-shits, but when you've lived as pointless a life as I have, you look for any tangible life event that validates the nothing you've become. At last! When people ask what I do, from now on I can tell them, "I'm a professional blogger."
    And if they ask to see what I've blogged, I'll just send them here, to EDF - to Chowderhouse, to Red Lobster Date Rape, to Eric on the Stove, to the lion's den.

    Thanks for automatically and dispassionately clicking a like button, guys! Even though that judge ruled that 'likes' don't actually, legally constitute really liking something, it's nice to exceed likes vs messages. It just goes to show what terrible judges of character you all are. I truly am the One-Eyed Man in a world of the blind.

    And now, to celebrate, here's a chick who thought she was hotter than she was, and then killed herself (good riddance to bad rubbish):

     
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  3. scumhook

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    I liked ur post for the sole reason of fucking up the count.

    Your post is incorrect. You have failed at being a blogger. Fuck you.
     
  4. hkh

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    i fucking hope so
    im not reading any of that shit you wrote.
     
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    Much of that "shit" he wrote, aside from CHOWDERHOUSE, isn't even around to be read anymore. You have Sherrod, with her refusal to turn over the backups, to thank for that.

    edit: Besides, you already read your own fanfic. It can't hurt to read a bit of his.
     
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    We all have a little of that "professional blogger" deep inside.
     
  7. Solution

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    congratulations! and it only took 500,000 words!
     
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    the inbox thing always has a billion notifications and i get excited thinking that someone replied
    to my comment and i check it and its always about fifteen likes and no replies.

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  10. hkh

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    i dont even know what you are talking about ..fanfics..wat..i said i didnt read what he wrote in this thread so idk what this is about.....and of course i read that crap about me because it was about me
     
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    I'm not going to reply to this.
     
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    i'm replying quickly to you

    i must be a stalker

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    Leave The Member Formerly Known As Baya alone, you fucking weirdo! What, do you constanty refresh the page or something instead of visiting every few days?
     
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    Yes.

    I have been sitting here all day waiting for you to log in so I could reply quickly. I thought this was normal. My F5 key has been worn down to a nub.

    I have 4 jars of piss next to my chair, and I also pooed my pants once. In my defense, I thought it was a fart, but it ended up having a few lumps.
     
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    Interesting... Do tell me more.
     
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    This isn't strictly on point, but I just found it, and I'm a sharing kind of guy

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    I only liked Weezus' shitty post, so that he gets another alert.
     
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    lol, chicks essentially pissing on themselves
    I HAD AN ORGASM
    IT SPRAYED EVERYONE IN A 10-YARD RADIUS
     
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