Final Fantasy XV

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    Fuck this shit.
     
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    I hope this one has more corridors in it.
    Did you realize that 20 hours in FFXIII (I know no one actually played that much, but bear with me) that the game didn't have corridors for a brief moment?
    What a fucking ripoff. I want a genuine corridor running simulation game.
     
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    i stopped caring about the FF franchise

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    oh great, more emo-looking faggots
     
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    The game looks really pretty, but the gameplay looks sorta crazy and looks like it'll have too many quick time events. More excited for MGSV, XIII-3, and Kingdom Hearts 3.
     
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    What the fuck is this, the Outsiders?
     
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    Oh shit another original plot

    Keep it fresh, Square
     
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    I can't tell if you're being sarcastic. If you are, what other game has that plot?
     
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    What other final fantasy games revolve around chasing crystals? Hmm

    1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 9. Not including Crystal Chronicles because horseshit, I don't remember Mystic Quest too well but I'm pretty sure there were crystals involved, and if anyone ever bothered to follow the non-existent storyline in the tactics series I bet you're chasing more motherfucking crystals.
     
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    http://kotaku.com/5950830/square-enix-divulges-on-bringing-lightning-returns-to-life

    Who wanted another 13 again?



    It's like someone tried to mix FF with DMC...and didn't get the best from each game at all. Um...at least Leviathan and Behemoth look great. Hopefully they'll look that good on release.


    Hey, it worked for the new Metal Gear when they made it a little more action-oriented...well, I tried to be optimistic.
     
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    This game main selling point is that it doesn't feature Lightning.
     
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    Fuckin expansion pack sold at the price of a full game.

    In related news they're re-remastering X-2 in HD. Just what people were asking for, opening old wounds.
     
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    Racking up the price for half the effort, same reason I quit reading goosebumps.
     
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    But...X-2 was horrible. Why!? I can see X or 7-9*, but why X-2?

    *Pffft, like they'll ever make a HD version of 7.
     
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    I'm not gonna play the game again because it's fucking HD who cares. X-2 should stay buried, not fucking polluting 2013 e3 booths.

    They'd re-master FF1 in HD if it means they'll make some money.
     
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    cry moar fgt.
     
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    it's a guilty pleasure ;_;

    but yes, why not ff9 gdi
     
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    FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

    oh yeah, D-Mal would buy it cuz Wakka looks like him


    maybe because people like slut!Yuna more
     
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    Main character details released.

    Noctis Lucis Caelum - Emo Faggot
    FF15-1.

    Gladiolus Amicitia - Teenage Auron
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    Ignis Scientia - Scientist. Get it, Scientia? Huehuehueerrrrr :truthillusion:
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    Prompto Argentum - "the bad influence" - Looks like Titus most likely gay influence
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    Cor Leonis - Mr. Serious because two Aurons are better than one
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    OMG, this is going to be a dark gay bromance fantasy. Don't worry though, SE says Noctis isn't like your typical brooding, emo, mysterious, silent type main character, that was just in Versus.

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    girls-emo-haircut. 2qmmf5g. noctdeep.
     
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    I can't even pronounce half of these fucking names, and that's way beyond hippy shit.
     
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    jesus fuck those names are goddamn retarded
     
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    weeaboo online? that game still exists?
     
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    They rebooted FF14, but it still sucks. I heard it's not as bad as Pedophile Star Universe though.
     
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    Level 75 pld/war reporting in. 2 years on XI

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    Never played XIV - Never going to, either.
     
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    Meh, Western RPG. I'm actually a little annoyed that they have the gall to call it a cRPG "Classic RPG". My ass.