Figs For Sale! :D

Discussion in 'Food, Drugs & Alcohol' started by Onideus, Aug 26, 2013.

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  1. Onideus

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    Taking Down ED

    Jul 15, 2013
    God of demons.
    On sale today! ^__^

    For the low, low price of ~only~ $200 bucks...each!


    These are figs! I own the only viable, fruit producing fig tree in the entire town of Walla Walla...and one of the only fig trees in the entire ~state~ of Washington! Normally it is impossible to get figs here, because they don't grow all (too cold). However, with a sufficient enough dedication, it ~is~ possible to ensure their survival through the harsh Washington winter.

    This requires a rather incredible deal of effort/ingenuity/patience, but it ~is~ possible. I, personally...*HATE* figs...I think they taste gawd fucking awful! BUT...a great many ~other~ people *DO* like them...and will pay a shit load of money just to have the briefest taste of such rare decadence!
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  2. Azrael

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    Destroyer of Worlds

    Jul 11, 2012
    sad sack of shit
    Goddamnit now I want some. Fuck you for making me crave a food product that I'm pretty sure no store within 25 miles of me actually fucking sells. Just fuck you you goddamned motherfucking fatherfucker.