Figs For Sale! :D

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  1. Onideus

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    On sale today! ^__^

    For the low, low price of ~only~ $200 bucks...each!

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    These are figs! I own the only viable, fruit producing fig tree in the entire town of Walla Walla...and one of the only fig trees in the entire ~state~ of Washington! Normally it is impossible to get figs here, because they don't grow here...at all (too cold). However, with a sufficient enough dedication, it ~is~ possible to ensure their survival through the harsh Washington winter.

    This requires a rather incredible deal of effort/ingenuity/patience, but it ~is~ possible. I, personally...*HATE* figs...I think they taste gawd fucking awful! BUT...a great many ~other~ people *DO* like them...and will pay a shit load of money just to have the briefest taste of such rare decadence!
     
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  2. Azrael

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    Goddamnit now I want some. Fuck you for making me crave a food product that I'm pretty sure no store within 25 miles of me actually fucking sells. Just fuck you you goddamned motherfucking fatherfucker.