Feminists are magically shrinking your already decrepit penis

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  1. m450n_yuno

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    http://www.ibtimes.com/rush-limbaugh-blames-declining-average-penis-size-feminazis-794457
     
  2. Lyle

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    I used to smoke, drink and be forced to listen to sexual harassment videos on a regular basis.

    My poor penish. :(
     
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    wow what an awesome argument rush, you old dusty twat!
    it's not obesity or chemicals in the air and food, it's feminists! herp!
     
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    He's just mad that he has a tiny dick, AND that his bloated midsection is making it worse, and someone published a study and got him paranoid that someone would ask, so he jumped the gun and blamed feminism. It's the ladies' fault that you have a tiny dick, Rush? Hokay.
     
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    thats some magical thinking from rush!
     
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    tiny dick!
     
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    Rush is a batshit insane person who blabbers about everything, if he can get a bunch of giant nigger dicks in the mouth and ass, maybe he would change his views about this.
     
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    I honestly think its the obesity. I don't buy air pollution, but the fat in the "guntal" area will make the penis seem smaller than it is.

    This is honestly not news, this is an offhand comment, I think in fact, a JOKE Limbaugh was making. @Edgeworth @zaiger @Beefcake @oddguy please delete this thread and ban the OP from the news forum.
     
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    you might be right, the problem is he is like all fucktards in that business, you can't tell when they are joking and when they are serious.
    one is funny and the other is not, and when he is joking he isn't funny.
     
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    Some people are really shitty when it comes to disguising their own insecurities.
     
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    Is it terrible I still wonder if he's abusing opiates again?
     
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    The tighter the holes a dick fucks, the bigger it gets. It's like a workout and the tighter the hole is, the more "weight" you're putting on the bar.

    With that said, us gays have the biggest dicks of them all.
     
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    lolno. Men often choose to be gay because they are afraid women will laugh at their tiny penises.
     
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    So, why are gay male dicks often bigger?
     
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    In this scenario, is it any different than a skinny man showing off his muscles? The natural reaction to the fear of inadequacy is to improve upon oneself. The skinny man will work out beforehand for about two months before he presents his muscles to women, to present himself as a manlier man. The same is identical to why inadequate men start out by fucking other men. They're trying to work their penises out so that, when it is presented to women, it will be a power to behold. The penis that was once slightly less than five inches in length and four inches in circumference will transform into one that is a solid seven in length and nine in circumference. It takes work for smaller men to grow bigger dicks.

    Of course, penis size is analogous to wealth in that it takes a big penis to make a bigger penis. Men who were always seven inches and larger don't have to fuck other men to increase penis size. They can stick to fucking the notably looser vaginae to increase penis size. Yet, that doesn't stop them from seeing the superiority of homosexuality and fucking all those tight holes, as all conquest-driven vikings should. However, naturally large men are too far few in number to be applicable to the common demographic.
     
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    This thread makes my balls angry.
    cocks 005v.
     
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    according to a diet web site,
    a male's peni.s can grow an inch or two
    with significant weight loss.

    it's all the fat hiding the chubby.
     
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    because we gay men are more likely to lie about our shit.
     
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    According to what? Gay porn? God you're stupid.
    tl;dr, you're gay and have a very small penis.
     
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    Bitch have you ever taken a walk through any gay dating site? "Athletic" and "versatile/top" means chubby power bottom.
     
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    I am one of the few naturally well-endowed men - one who knew the superiority of the gay life beforehand. My penis grew three inches from seven inches. Now it's ten inches at least and still growing due to my continued buttsex activities. I recommend gay sex to you, Perpa. It's a surefire way to boost your dick size, as opposed to vaginae, which are quite loose compared to the male anus.
     
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    Only until they hit 30
     
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    yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn
     
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    He's black.

    He's gay.

    He's articulate.

    He makes good points, and he's got a whopping knob...

    Hands up who's reevaluating their life choices...
     
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    At first I thought this thread was about feminists shattering boners. Which is accurate.
     
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    I think we can all agree that women need to stop being lazy because of feminism and start exercising their vaginas more often.
     
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    That's not how it works you goddamned idiot.