Fear not EDF, I am back.

Discussion in 'Hard Gay Shitpost Metropolis' started by TheDude2894, Dec 16, 2011.

  1. TheDude2894

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    I have returned from my long hiatus in the bathroom to once again spread my infinite wisdom to the unintelligent masses of the internet.
     
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    Yes hello
     
  3. endsenten

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    Knows where you sleep

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    Now that was a long shit. Any pictures of such amazing feat?
     
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    I was really hoping this was s4 or rst8.
     
  5. ExplosiveDiareah

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    rst8 <3
    but it's okay, i found other furries to harass.
     
  6. TheDude2894

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    Actually, I took so long because I accidentally locked myself in. I had to survive for weeks on nothing but toilet paper, cum-stained playboy magazines, and a radio that was stuck on a channel only playing ELO songs. Eventually I was able to use my stubby, unkempt fingernails to carve a lockpick out of a block of wood I knocked out of the door with the radio. I immediately rushed out of the bathroom and to my laptop, where I proceeded to log onto EDF and announce my glorious return. Fuck, I'm getting blood and wood chippings on the keyboard.
     
  7. ExplosiveDiareah

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    Impossible.
    You would have died choking on the gasses from your own fermented feces.
     
  8. TheDude2894

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    The toilet still worked, it was the lock that was broken. My arsehole roommate thought it would be a good idea to get one of those German reverse locks that have no practical use.
     
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    My toilet reading is either EGM or a week old issue of The Economist
     
  10. TheDude2894

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    I was in my roommate's bathroom, hence the German douchedeutsch lock.
     
  11. lulzbomb

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    Welcome back . Glad to see you arent E dead yet.
     
  12. TheDude2894

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    I thought it was a requirement to be dead inside to be able to post on the internet.
     
  13. oddguy

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    You were taking a shit for two weeks ?
    What did you eat ?
     
  14. ExplosiveDiareah

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    You're too late.

    I don't keep reading material in my toilet, never did, and i don't feel it's dignified to bring my book in to read.
    i sometimes just bring in the laptop or the Ipad, while posting on EDF,
    Some of my best posts have been done while i was on the shitbox.
     
  15. TheDude2894

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    No, I think he was describing what toilet paper he uses. I use The Guardian.
     
  16. ExplosiveDiareah

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    Take another vacation.

    A permanent one.
     
  18. TheDude2894

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    Fuck you too, pony-boy.
     
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    Hey... it's you... when did you leave?
     
  20. Tom

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    You left? I didnt notice.