FBI training states that breaking the law is A-OK

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  1. zaiger

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    http://www.wired.com/dangerroom/2012/03/fbi-bend-suspend-law/

    Looks like someone needs to v& the FBI. I'm all for racial profiling, but if you are in law enforcement and you are breaking the law in order to do your job that just makes you a hypocrite and an abuser of your position.
     
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    Translation: "I fired the stupid cunt who put this shit in writing, and have put processes in place to ensure that our standard operating procedures are never verbalised around anyone who might blab. This way, the only things that get hurt are pinkos and people concerned with civil liberties, and we all know that God doesn't give a fuck about them."

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    "warned agents against shaking hands with 'Asians'"

    Huh?
     
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    So what? They were taught well
     
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    Federal agents think they can do whatever they want? Shocker.
     
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    Actually, I have tried this. Arab dude yelled at his wife to get back in the car then told me not to talk to his wife again. Don't know if particular piece is bad information.
     
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    No really, anyone have any insight into why they say not to shake hands with Asian people? I'm genuinely curious about that one.


    And even if that FBI guy says that it's because all squinty-eyed bucktoothed yellow perils prefer to put their hands in their sleeves and bow, I just want to know why that's even relevant to counter-terrorism. Since when have Asians been a group of interest in regards to blowing shit up?
     
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    If your conversation with his wife was anything like the shit you've been posting here, I've gotta go with Abdul and ask you politely to fuck the hell off.
     
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    Lol. I did ask how she wanted me to sofa in her trunk. Guess that could have been taken the wrong way.

    The staring at Asians is lulzy though. I think staring at people in general is a no-no. Why they specify Asians is beyond me.
     
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    WTF? Is that supposed to be some sort of play on "Sofa King" which you've fucked up due to your woeful lack of speeching the English???

    You certainly picked the right fucking avatar.
     
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    I'm joking a bit. No, I worked at a furniture store and was asking if she had any particular way she wanted me to load her van since sofas typically don't fit in vans with 3 kids in the backseat -- one of which was no older than six months. She started to explain when her husband came out from the store.

    I was more trying to get her to understand that the sofa wasn't going in the van.
     
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    Unless "furniture store" is your word for "brothel" and "van" is code for "dirty Arab vagina", then I'm not interested in your fucking resume.
     
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    I'm pretty sure zaiger is the only user who posts newsworthy news.
     
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    I'm sorry I responded to your question. I won't do it again if that's what you want.
     
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    Good.

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    Well seeing that Bizz is an azn, and is not going to post noodz, I'll step up:

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    Definitely is. Costed about 4.5k. Said they had a hard time finding the correct ligaments to cut.

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    Is this really news to people? Lying and cheating to get their way has been SOP for the Feds and local Law since at least 1980.

    I believe the no shake Asian hand is to stop the spread of SARS. At least that is the justification I have heard before.
     
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    these guys HAVE met the average white American yes?