Favorite Type of HotPocket?

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  1. CastIronVagina

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    [​IMG]HAM & CHEESE, FUCK YEAH.
     
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    Not sure what my local equivalent would be, but it looks pretty horrific, are there home made versions of these?
     
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    Regular Hot Pockets taste like shit, Stouffer's strombolis or most single-serve frozen calzones are a huge improvement. But the potato-skin Snackers are great. Get a large bag, put about half of them in the microwave, drink a couple fifths of Cisco or MD 20/20 and eat them while listening to GG Allin in the dark.

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    These look nasty, actually. But I've never seen those in any store so I can't try them.

    These are my favorite hot pockets:
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    Fuck yeah.
     
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    Whichever ones aren't full of wood dust and cockroachs.

    we can't real hot pockets, we get some Bastardized Auzzie shit.
     
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    The pictures so far do make me think I'm not missing out on much.
     
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    The meatball ones, but the lean variety.
     
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    LEAN POCKETS FTW.

    lean.
     
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    Any hotpocket that doesn't give me the usual diarhea
     
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    Oh, the kind filled with rubbery magma cheese!
     
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    mmm rubbery magma cheese

    chee.
     
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    ...that's fucknin' gross.
     
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    holy shit thats gross!
     
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    Fuck your tiny, stupid brains! Pizza Hot Pockets are BEST Hot Pockets!

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    That's the smell of triumph, faggots.
    I lived off of these, liters of coke, and frozen pizzas for an entire summer. StarCraft gaming all day erry day.
     
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    The pizza ones are boss.
    Who in the fuck likes ham and cheese?
     
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    People that live in trailers like that Ham & Cheese filth.
     
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    I don't live and a trailer and I eat that kind.
     
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    That's the curse of having to wait a few minutes until that darn thing is cool enough to eat!
     
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    I eat it before it cools down cause Imma hungry fuck.
     
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    Ouch... Doesn't that hurt your tongue?
     
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    Yeah, but it recovers.
     
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    Would you like some light strokes with your heart attack?