Fat woman dies in Hungary (The Irony)

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    Vilma Soltesz, henceforth Fatty McFatpants, died of kidney failure in Hungary after refusing to use good ol' reliable ex-soviet-bloc healthcare and being so ungodly fat that three different airlines couldn't get her on a plane.*

    Sic 1: Redundant word is redundant, retards
    Sic 2: Now attorney Holly Ostrov Ronai WHAT?!? You can't just start a participle phrase and then put a period at the end. You are a retard and I should have your job and the job of your editor who didn't catch this. * That's how you use a prepositional phrase you dumb faggots. Jesus. This is on the exit exam for middle-school.

    Sauce: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...-airline-booted-New-York-flights-fat-fly.html

    Apparently the airlines tried to comply, however they are just not able to deal with a hambeast of that magnitude. Discrimination lawsuit my ass. When you get to that point, everything that happens to you is your own fucking fault and anything but a horrible death is either the grace of God, human kindness, or good luck.

    On the plus side, she was unable to prevent somebody in the window seat from being able to get up and use the bathroom by being that fat person who is in the way. Every story has a silver lining.

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    The docta dun took ma foot

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    Haha. Tiny faggoty European car cannot fit fatass American whale.

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    This story is really goddamn mortifying.
    Honestly, you gotta be downright mentally ill to allow this to happen to your body.
     
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    Don't worry. When she's a zombie she'll eat her way out of her grave, and block doors with her dead diabetes infected body.
     
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    I don't think she could move by other means except barrel rolls of death

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    She clearly wasn't disabled in the slightest if she could eat that much fucking food.
     
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    Why does her face look like a chunky chocolate chip cookie?
     
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    "Faggoty European car"
    She could have gotten into my Audi just fine, but in the backseat with the front seats all the way up.

    She deserved to die, this should be the fate of every snorlax.
     
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    I'm sure there is some dumbshit variable they will barf out once the shit hits the fan. Rather than blame her for being a fatty, the prosecutors will probably site some faggotry like "it's glandular" or "it's a medicinal reaction".

    Right, okay. Your GLANDS made you chug Miracle Whip by the gallon, you goddamn manatee.
     
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    I wouldn't have let this thing through airport security. Livestock isn't supposed to fly on planes.
     
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    Not to imagine the smell, I can almost smell her nasty stench through my computer.
     
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    Thanks, evolution!
     
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    And evolution is like; "Hey bro, don't blame us for this mess, you won't let me do my fucking job."
     
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    I wasn't blaming evolution for anything, jackass. I was being genuinely grateful to it for removing this monstrosity from the sphere of Human endeavour.
     
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    How do you reconcile these beliefs with your continued insignificant and heavy existence?
     
  22. Baya Rae 4900

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    How can be existence be both insignificant and heavy?
     
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    Wut.

    You can be fat and a nobody with no life. Technically 99% of humanity is insignificant so don't loose any sleep over it.

    FFIX_Sorrow.

    Thought I'd through that up there. At the time it sounded cool but it's really one of the most idiotic game marketing ploys.
     
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    The concept of existence doesn't have mass, dipshit. The term "heavy" when applied to "existence" implies "importance." Though your statement is grammatically incorrect, regardless.
     
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    Oh I c wut u mean.

    No faggot.

    I was not referring to existence in general as being heavy.

    I was referring to YOUR existence as being insignificant AND Heavy. You simultaneously exist as a heavy tub of lard and are insignificant to humanity. You won't breed with a female anyway so I would not worry about it.

    Here is a visual representation of your insignificant and heavy existence:

    baya.