Fat housewive bondage twilight fanfic writer starts hollywood bidding war

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    The article is here. Apparently she started writing twilight fanfic under the pen name "Snowqueens Icedragon." Lulz. Eventually she starts writing up her own special blend. The man character, a beautiful working girl in the city eventually looks up submissive on wikipedia, and “Half an hour later, I feel slight queasy and frankly shocked to my core.” But soon she decides “some of this stuff is HOT.” Her master gives her looks so steamy that they “could be solely responsible for global warming.”
    This book features writing of a quality only this day and age can produce. The phrase "holy cow" is apparently used 84 times, top notch indeed. The fat fuck sold the rights to her script for $5 million, that's right this is going to be a movie.
     
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    150 blowjobs later we got ourselves a bidding war
     
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    Are you aware that posting a thread before you have posted 100 times is an instant ban @GSTalbert1 ?
     
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    for some reason I'm not surprised.

    also don't listen to PerpA
     
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    Stop De-railing the thread holmes
     
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    Maybe she just used "holy cow" as a description. Like "Anna was trussed with wrists tied to elbows, and ankles to thighs: resembling a holy cow from biblical times."
     
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    1. Don't feed the trolls,
    2. I was bored while typing and your avatar actually got me to finally watch Game of thrones, it's epic - I owe you
    3. The lolcows this movie and book will create among the scores of undersexed fat-asses - land o' milk and honey
     
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    Damn, you actually pulled that off nice. Now try and fit that into a novel naturally 83 times, Holy lolcows batman, holy lolcows.

    On that who's right for the part of Anastasia Steele... Justin Bieber?
     
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    She's not wearing a bra and I can see her nipples. Mr. Gask this is a family place, you should be ashamed.
     
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    I could go outside, and pick a person at random, follow them home, and put 15 duck shot shells into their solar plexus, to see if I could make it drill a hole through them and make a lovely spiral pattern behind them. Then, when they're trying me in court, I would only need a copy of this lady's movie contract to prove that I hadn't taken anything valuable from this world.
     
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    at least we don't live in china.
     
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    Then start with yourself.
     
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    You're a twit, you know that? A real kneebiter.
     
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    This thread is so bad.

    "Kneebiter"
    "Pee on Me"

    Holy cow.
     
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    hahaha holy shit

    the bondagefags on dA /Fanfiction.net would commission that author
     
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    I liked his kneebiter,
    you're shitty taste is only matched by your posts.
     
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    Really? What are you? A redneck or something?
     
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    oh god that old thing... lol
     
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    I work in a library.
    old ladies are requesting this book.....
    it creeps me out.

    why don't they just read the crappy paperback romance novels?
    we get a shipment of them every month.