Fat Fuck Got Kick Out Of All-You-Can-Eat Restaurant For Eating Too Much

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    LOL what a fat piece of shit. Maybe he should start marching while he is picketing and he might lose some fucking weight.
     
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    The guy deserved it. I like Cici's, Golden Corral, Sizzler and Hometown Buffet as much as most other people, but I don't make a pig of myself. If anything I will eat a normal-sized meal then take some home for lunch or dinner the next day. Not gonna stoop to this fat fucktard's level.
     
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    I swear to Christ that there is a Simpsons episode in which this exact same thing happens, which makes this whole thing even more ridiculous.
     
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    So he even has a tab he hasn't paid off yet, and has the audacity to bitch about the fact they aren't giving him more than 20 of those already rather large fish? This rivals the guy that sued White Castle because his fat ass couldn't fit in the seats anymore.
     
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    Season 4, ep. 8.

    Anyhow he should sue these fucking liars.
     
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    His heart will probably implode if he takes more than a few steps.
     
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    I actually believe doing an "all you can eat" by a restaurant is rather generous, and he was taking advantage of it by being a fat fuck.
     
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    what can you eat in an 'all you can eat' restaurant? ALL, duh!
     
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    maybe you're thinking of the dilbert episode where dilbert's father has been at an all you can eat for the last 20 years.
     
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    I used to love all you can eat places, when I was a kid I could really pack it away. Now, I'm lucky to finish my 2nd plate at a Chinese buffet. Perhaps because I lost enjoyment in food, as I have in everything else. :(
     
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    All you can eat not mean you eat all.
     
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    There is, and this made me think of it before i read the story.
    The compromise was that Homer became a sideshow attraction as the Man who doesn't stop eating and is more stomach than man.
    Which drew a crowd and more business, so that's what this restaurant should do.
     
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    While the restaurant is technically at fault, I still think that this fat piece of shit shouldn't get anything he wants. First of all, private restaurants have a right to refuse service, right? Also, all you can eat isn't a personal challenge, it doesn't mean you should be a disgusting, greasy fat turd and gobble up everything so that nobody else can eat.
     
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    Personally, I'm more focused on the fact that he called the police about this. Seriously, what the fuck did he think would happen? That the police would whole heartily agree that the fact that this fatass only got about twenty pieces of fish to eat was a devastating travesty? I kind of want to see a transcript of what was said in that conversation.
     
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    Agreed. Sounds like something that a middle-aged Chris-chan living out of Snorlax's Aerostar van decades after she has died and Ford has been taken over by the Mormon Occupation Government so there were no replacement parts for his "home", on Skid Row in Alexandria or Roanoke would do at the Golden Corral.
     
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    "Oh by the way they got the best pizza in town"

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    Not to mention they were as generous as they could be, sent him on his way with 8 count em EIGHT pieces of fish, restaurant quality.

    At all you can eats most of them serve substandard food that you cannot eat more than a plate full.
    Fatty Mcboomboom doesn't care if he is costing the restaurant money however.
     
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    They should weigh his crap and charge interest based on the results.
     
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    I'm in agreement there, Big Bill is butthurt about being b& for taking advantage of a deal (and probably for not paying his tab too), he probably has about the same myopic view of money that fellow buffet-loving hambeast Chris-chan does.

    Buffets in the US, land of food adulterated with beef fat and salt to get people to eat more, are hit-or-miss. Cici's Pizza is on the same level as Little Caesar's (not great, but not bad), but are shit compared to Godfather's or Round Table, Hometown Buffet and Golden Corral are OK, and the best are Sizzler or Luby's. The Chinese buffets mostly suck, and I have gotten sick from most of them.
     
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    Yeah, I think if this nigger didn't run up a tab he couldn't pay they probably would of let his fat ass keep stuffing his face. But if they're anything like me they hate it when niggers don't pay up then demand more like they're entitled. Then he calls the cops, for what? Justice? Real justice would be hanging his fat ass up on a rope, or maybe a chain due to weight issues, and beating him with a stick to see if it's money or lard that comes out.
     
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    Let natural selection sort him out.
     
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    I forgot to mention that the title is incorrect. They didn't kick him out, they used a forklift.
     
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    And they had to use a bulldozer to crack open one side of the restaurant to get the forklift in.