Fat fuck dies from drinking too muck Coke.

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    http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/woman-coca-cola-habit-cited-death-161323721.html

    While it's not positive that coke killed her, the fat fuck was drinking so much caffeine from the coke it plummeted her potassium.

    Also,

     
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    Some coked up bitch dies, this is not news to me.
     
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    cokes, cokes everywhere
     
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    Faggots.
     
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    Too much coke, not enough coca. Would of offset the fat, I don't know about her heart pressure, though. Like a good run ever hurt anyone, seems people don't know what cardio training is.
     
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    like dis if u cry evrytime
     
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    >mfw one can of Coke or Pepsi can trigger substantial explosive diarrhea for me

    I can only drink that sugary shit on a lazy day at home.
     
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    All that sodium probably didn't help.
     
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    cherry vanilla diet dr pepper rules!!!!!! w00t!
     
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    That is disgusting, please stick to classic/diet, you disgusting whore.
     
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    30 cigarettes a day
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    what was this article about again?
     
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    Being a dumb blonde bitch that she was, she most likely had mistaken cock for coke in her head for what she was cravens.
     
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    I thought of Joe when I first saw this piece of news. I can imagine the headlines now "Vet survives Fallujah, only to die from Coca-Cola overdose."
     
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    And this is why I prefer pepsi, the only thing cocacola is useful is just for clean toilets.
     
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    Luckily Nature wipes out by herself all these cunts
     
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    I drink probably 3 2-liters of Wal-Mart's version of Diet Mountain Dew (I don't like the way the sugar in regular soda coats my mouth) every day, along with lots of alcohol, drugs, and 2 packs of cigarettes a day, I don't care about my health either. There's no law saying you have to be healthy, and I hate society/America/the whole fuckin' world, so why not commit a long drawn out suicide?

    This person's death, my own eventual death and those of similar people will be natural selection that benefits the rich healthy people who run the world anyway.
     
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    I prefer pepsi max anyway
     
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    Coca-Cola kills fat whore?

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    macdonalds have stopped doing coke zero herem, they are actively trying to kill us off
     
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    oh please, like YOU care about your life or health.


    This is just more sensationalism ,the 30 cigs a day plus THAT MUCH fucking coke, plus whatever else, plus I bet a congenital heart condition. Fuck you OP for clicking on that article and justifying more health sensationalism.
     
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    2 gallons a day of that nasty shit? Jesus fucking christ. Can you imagine what her teeth looked like after all that? She probably had worse chompers than Rootbrian.
     
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    I thought it was hilarious, considering how much of a stupid fuck she was.
     
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    Wait, Dr. Rice dies?
     
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    We need more people like this. That way they can die, too.