Fat American Gets Exactly What He Pays For

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    I do not feel for this fat asshole. I hope he gets colon cancer.



    http://www.fox5vegas.com/story/16937627/man-suffers-heart-attack-at-heart-attack-grill
     
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    I agree, that idiot deserve that heart attack. You don't eat fucking triple/quad burgers, that's common sense.
     
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    Risk dying because of overeating.

    Trophy achieved: First world problems.
     
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    What a pussy.. Why the fuck are you supposed to be a fat fuck if you can barely eat a quad burger without die
     
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    some people might see this as negative, but I think it glorifies america: we're so prosperous its killing us.
     
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    Well, you know what they say: There's no way like the American Way; Until we overdo it, that is.
     
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    Its normally a good thing, wait until surgery and medicine advances a bit, and we can eat all we want, not exercise, and still be chiseled. THEN THE WORLD SHALL WEEP
     
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    I'd smash that petty burger. 8000 Calories ain't shit.
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    I don't eat vegetables because I am not a girl, but besides that I can't stop salivating. God bless America.
     
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    i would eat that specifically to make it my last meal on earth
    but it would probably prevent the nicotine juice, alcohol, and sleeping pills from being absorbed rapidly enough to be fatal
     
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    Customers, however, continued eating the burgers, fries, and shakes Tuesday night.

    hahaha

    great news, mate
     
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    8000 calories my ass

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    I don't even believe in a mass conspiracy to kill off the population anymore, we are willingly killing ourselves with all the poisons available to us.
     
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    TBH, I'd smash that, too.

    The daily FDA-recommended limit of Calorie Consumption is 3000, while in reality, nobody gives a fuck about what we put in our mouths.

    EDIT: Heart Attack Grill!? I've heard about this restaurant on Man vs. Food!
     
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    I saw that episode too, btw that man is a pussy
     
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    I don't know why you people are such greedy indolent gluttonous fucks, it is disgusting. This shit is poison and if you cannot see that, I hope you die.
     
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    They did it in a episode of "Man vs Food". Maybe not this one, but one exactly like this.
     
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    I bet they say: " I'll have what he's having "
     
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    With extra fries, plox.

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    Health is not a private matter!
     
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    So, just to reiterate, capitalism = so much food you get a god damn heart attack while socialism = watching the corpses of your children get picked at by vultures.

    Reality 1, Marx 0.

    Don't do that ever again.
     
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    In the video he actually looks skinny :I

    Judging by that, I think he has been carrying a health issue for a while. The heart attack just had to happen on THAT restaurant.

    Still, I would never eat on a place like that...
     
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    I mean this motherfucker

     
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    Awwwww.

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    LOL, AMERICANTS ARE SO FAT XDXDXD

    Okay yeah we are but no shit faggot

    I blame the guy who had the heart attack less because he was clearly just going with it, since it was never just going to spell it out that he'd be at risk. But wow, there's REALLY a restaurant like this? Openly encouraging bad health? Giving you free food if you're over 350 lbs!? Fucking bullshit, if these assholes can afford to do this, they should at least be using it to feed people under 100 pounds for free or something. And with healthy food. I don't necessarily mean vegees since those are gay except for like peas broccoli corn and other vegetables but I'm talkin' about dem 5 food groups.
     
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    this song seems rather appropriate for the thread