FANFIC SUGGESTIONS

Discussion in 'Your Shitty Projects' started by Flu, Aug 13, 2011.

  1. Flu

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    After a small break, since I've taxed many peoples [short] attention spans with my steady flow of tl;dr stories, I plan to write another fanfic about a lucky edf user- or edf userS. you're all champions of faggotry, but some are more champion(bigger fags) than others.


    so, the question is: who's next?

    Keep in mind, being legit and a venerable oldfag of edf, i'm far too cool to know most of you. so, i'm most interested in writing either about people that i do know - chiefly, those from the first forums - or those people with the best gimmicks.

    the list of possible candidates long. however, the ideal piece of shit should have huge qualities that are both awesome and loathsome, in spades.

    It's up to you: who should i write about next?
     
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    make a gob one
     
  3. Flu

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    who the fuck is gob??
     
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    i dont know you, or what you do. when you spam pics of your dick all over forum, or you get a hook or a gimmick, give me a call. this is the big league, junior. young sons need not apply.
     
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    i dont care who as long as it involves some dirty smut
     
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    i thought "they" were one-and-the-same?

    all my stories involve dirty smut.
    not to gloat, but i really wish my coolfag story, RED LOBSTER DATE RAPE wasn't deleted from history. it was my favourite so far, partially because it was pretty smutty. and because it involved the [then virginal] coolfag getting my wad in her mouth.

    so, whatever happens -- i promise it'll be rude and all sorts of smutty.
     
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    noted!

    also, i'm posed to make a rice fanfic also. i love that guy, and he's given us a lot to work with.
    i'm also down for a mass user story. there's all sorts of potential in it- like a jar filled with really queer bugs, and you shake it, and they all start mating and fighting.
     
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    That sounds pretty damn cool. I would like one someday please. A story not a wad in the mouth but that's okay too I guess.
     
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    You said a "lucky" EDF user. So write one of your sub-par fics about Lucky.
     
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    i say a memorial odb fanfic...
     
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    Me in something dark, creepy, and cult-like.
     
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    I'd love to write something about that guy. He was seriously fucking hardcore and just a rad guy, altogether.

    I was thinking about a Rice fan-fic, wherein you study some mysterious tome and open a gate to the occult. Either that, or you become a beatnik and decide to go "on the road" with some swell guys, only to get drugged up, raped, robbed, and generally molested in every way. In short, you'd survive to write THE BEST BOOK EVER!
     
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    Does the first story involve drugs, rape, robbery (preferably butthole robbery), and molestation?
     
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    ...and a lot more, yes!

    Just off the top of my head, it could go something like (in the late-middle of the tale): you've just done a ton of drugs with some crust punks who coax you into crashing the local traveling fair, which has rolled into town for a few days, after closing. Wanting to write your book, you accept; do the drugs; end up riding the Gravatron: a ride that spins and creates an extreme form of gravity inside, which sticks the riders to the wall-like seats. High, you have trouble processing the stimuli, but you notice a crusty has taken control of the ride, while another crust punk is slowly making his way, like a spider across the ride, towards you with his penis sticking out. Paralyzed with fear, and literally with gravity, you are pinned in position as the guy forces himself on top of you. In kaleidoscopic, hallucinatory vision, you see the punk in vibrant neon fractals- his seven dicks glitter with perverse light as he arches his back out, against the gravity, and begins to piss all over your chest. The rides extreme gravity FORCES his pee all over your chest. The drugs increase your tactile sensations- the piss hurts!; synesthesia fools your mind ravages your already twisted mind even further- his piss, you can hear the colour blue: the sensation causes you to taste the hard jet of urine that pelts your chest.
    The ride ends - the punks drag you off the gravatron and onto some bumper cars. Two punks cram their penises up your ass. The bumper cars rev up. You don't like where this is going...
     
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    Write about me.
     
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    Damn, thats me out then :( Can I recomend a Zaiger/Garret/E pedo-necro-rape fest? Where the three of then go on a rampage and are eventually all eaten alive by the ghost of ODB?