Famous Dogwalker Commits Suicide In Prison

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  1. TheBrickBalls

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    If any of you have forgotten, this is one of the same exact people mentioned in this thread. I personally think that he's a generous guy for allowing those women to record their time spent with him in their diaries. I predict a Lifetime channel original movie somewhere down the road.

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  2. Raab

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    He reminds me of Scott Palmer.

    Edit: Or rather he reminded of him

     
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    How does a man go from the King of Cuba to this?
     
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    Wait, wait, wait. it's ILLEGAL to have women locked in your house and use them for sex? Man, I really need to keep up with the new laws. I've been leaving the woman in my spare room's door unlocked for YEARS![​IMG]
     
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    Wwwwwwwwwwwhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.
     
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    The dumbest thing about this entire episode is the stupid comment everybody is throwing around to make themselves feel better. "OMG HE HAD GIRLZ LOCKD UP IN HIS HOUSE FOR LYKE 10 YRS AND HE CUDN'T EVEN MAKE IT A MONTH IN PRISN!!!1!!!11!" I've heard this 500 times in one week. And every single person who I heard said it would not last 3 days in prison.
     
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    Clearly Castro was being bullied in prison. I hope someone sues.
     
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    I'm proud of posting the original news thread, it was one of my finer moments, and you're all exceedingly welcome.

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    Smart guy, he knew was coming to him , so he preferred his memories with the girls for all eternity that from a bunch of gayass niggas.
     
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    Its a real shame what happened to the American dream of freedom, equality and justice.
    Its obvious that Castro was yet another a victim of journalism and feminist lies. The 3 women wanted him to do this to them, but when they found that the neighbors got suspicious, they made up the story that they were ":rape:d" and "abducted", so nobody would find out how sick they are. These lies were immediately supported by feminist, so they could show how "brutal" and "sick" men are, while women are just "perfect". And journalists of course supported these lies so they could write something somebody would actually read. They made up how "traumatized" these 3 women are, so the story would seem more dramatic. And now we have to pay for the treatment of those 3 bitches, its a real shame.
    Ariel Castro was the victim, the victim of a system that only supports women so they are "equal" and makes up shocking storys of criminals when they need to distract people form the real crimes, a system that made people send him hate mail and warders abuse him.
    R.I.P Ariel
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    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/638_Ways_to_Kill_Castro

    nope.
    Obama testing the new Castro "suicide" drone.
    Expect to hear reports of Fidel and Raul an heroing in the coming months.
    Probably, right before the 2014 election.
     
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    I dont disagree with anything in this statement
     
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    Well it's not like he was going to last long inside, anyway. It was either suicide or death by repeated nigger dick up the ass.

    Or maybe shivs, that's always a possibility.
     
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    Good riddance to bad rubbish.