Failza Motorsport

Discussion in 'Locker Room Talk' started by Immortal_Cake, Jul 27, 2011.

  1. Immortal_Cake

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    If you have a Failsixty and enjoy racing games, you might have played, or even own, this series of fail attempts to surpass GT5 in its higher level of mediocrity.

    As for me...
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  2. ge5undhe17

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    FUCKza motorsport
     
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    for some reason I just cant get into racing sims, they're way to slow.
     
  4. toxicmaniac

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    FLOPza motorsport
     
  5. Immortal_Cake

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    Forza 4 demo comes out tomorrow; official game comes out on the 11th.
     
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    Cel-shaded bullcrap again?
     
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    I fail at playing racing games anyway.
     
  8. ge5undhe17

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    All the best for griefing online matches
     
  9. Immortal_Cake

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    Twice as shitty as FM3, with five times the unnecessary shit.



    Already coming out with extra downloadable shitty cars.
     
  10. ge5undhe17

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    KINECT INTEGRATION :lol:

    EPIC MONTHLY EXPANSIONS "lolol the game's not finished yet"
     
  11. Immortal_Cake

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    There's supposed to be about 520 cars in the game.
    They've only listed a little over 200 cars, so far.

    They're either being extremely laid back about this or they're going to open up the dam, shitfulls of information, in a couple days before official release.
     
  12. TheDude2894

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    I enjoy Burnout Paradise. Just zooming along the open world and dodging traffic is thrilling. I don't play a racing game for realism. If I wanted a realistic car simulator I would get in my fucking car and drive.
     
  13. Immortal_Cake

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    How are you able to pay all of those citations for reckless drinking-and-driving? You can't be that rich.

    Also, Burnout Paradise sucks; I may as well play Need For Speed: Undercover.
     
  14. TheDude2894

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    Burnout Paradise is free play. It allows you to do whatever you want. Also, what I was trying to say was that the only thing I want to do in a racing game is hold down the accelerate button and never slow down. And you don't pay the citations if the cops don't catch you or the license plate.
     
  15. Immortal_Cake

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    Aren't all console games free play?

    I mean, I can go to the arcade ask for a free play of a game, since I don't want to spend $0.75 for 20 plays, but all I get is a "Fuck you."
     
  16. TheDude2894

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    What? Free play as in I'm not required to do anything in the game. I can just screw around. Like any good sandbox. In all those other games I have to do races or time trials.
     
  17. Immortal_Cake

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    You got me on that one; I've only played the demo of that game and got tired of trying to create the greatest crash ever. I'm better with Takedown and Revenge.
     
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    You ever try Driver:SF? Being able to control where different cars go at the same time can create epic disasters.
     
  19. Immortal_Cake

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    Okay, fuck you, on that one. I don't have enough space on my hard drive for a demo and I can't afford any more games, at the moment.

    I'll stick to Driv3r, for now.
     
  20. Immortal_Cake

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    Failza: The Fourth Wall came out and it's worse than Failza Three-way.

    What you see here is a pic I took of my car, in what looks like a winding, mountainous road...
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    What you don't realize is that the background is fucking fake; if you try to go a couple feet away from your car, everything warps into cardboard... which I didn't bother taking a pic of.

    The game can suck my dick.
     
  21. Dynamic Entry

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    racing games in general blow ass.

    you all fail.
     
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    not even MOTOR KOMBAT?

     
  23. Dynamic Entry

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    oh god....:picard:
     
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    Fuck yes. They should've made it a full game instead of a minigame in MK:A
     
  25. Dynamic Entry

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    that game was fucking ridiculous, lol.
     
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    Racing games= a redneck's wet dream
     
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    DDR chicks dig racer guys
     
  28. Immortal_Cake

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    That's a lie.
     
  29. Lloyd

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    GT, fuck yeah. BUT they did piss me off a little with the "lol lotsa cars, but most of them look like shit & don't have interiors" shit. I'll stick to GT4, thank you.

    Also, any and all racing sims must bow to the master:
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  30. ge5undhe17

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    ^ oh man, this curbstomps EA's 'realistic' racing 'sims'

    Although, I'm more of an arcade racing fan I do like GT Legends for its quality and class.