Fail hookup stories

Discussion in 'Locker Room Talk' started by Emily, Jul 18, 2011.

  1. Emily

    Emily
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    BANNED LOL

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    >Hookup with chick I now from the internet
    >We are in room playing vidya
    >Sister walks in
    >I throw stuff at sister
    >Sister keeps coming back
    >I throw something big
    >I had obviously hurt my sister, cause she's crying out loud
    >Chick thinks I'm some aggressive cunt
    >Rest of the day is silent conversation.

    What are your stories
    ib4 errbody walk the dinosaur
     
  2. RizzleMcDizzle

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    Ediot

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    Went on my first date with a guy since my divorce.
    Slept with him.
    1 year later we're engaged!!

    Jesus what happened to me getting to enjoy the single life and having my snatch pounded by David Beckham?!
    Now my dream won't ever come true!!
     
  3. MrGask

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    #FreeGask

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