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  1. oddguy

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    i have extremely dark circles under my eyes and people always ask me if im wearing makeup.

    no.... because when im wearing makeup you will fucking know it. trust me.

    but in the entertainment industry they use hemhroid (cant ever spell that word right) hemrrhoid cream
    and it reduces the swelling the same way it does on your asshole.

    ive never tried it because ive never had girls complain about my looks and if somebody isnt potentially
    gonna be gagging on my dick later, then i really dont give a fuck what they think about my appearance.
     
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    ...I do know some stuff from traditional folk medicine. Any "real doctor" will call total bullshit about this, but whatever, I'll post something anyway.

    So, these folk medicines diagnose for eye bags is that they are a symptom of weak kidneys. You were probably born that way, inherited it from someone. (lolol me2, from my father)

    -You can help it by sleeping appropriately, which means going to bed before 11pm. Some people need more sleep and others less, normally between 6-9 hours afaik.

    -Also keeping your kidneys warm is a good idea, you might consider buying a kidney belt normally for motorcyclists and wear it 24/7.

    -And drink properly. 2 liters a day, HOT water with nothing else. Don't gulp it down, drink it slowly and well distributed over the day. I recommend using a thermos flask by Zojirushi with glass liner. No, tea or anything else is no substitute for a 2 liter ration of water, only supplemental.

    Oh, and of course the results will show only after a good amount of time, I say 2-3 months IF you keep to this very strictly.

    Also relevant for @uberfukken if you still have hope your kidneys can somewhat recover :)
     
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    Lots of water and avoid caffeine. Easier said than done, but it works.
     
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    coffee prevents kidney stones if thats what youre referencing.

    someone was trying to razz me about my pot a day coffee habit recently and brought that up.
     
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    It varies from person to person, for myself it causes stones. I didn't figure it out for awhile, before that I was drinking about 6-8 cups of black per day.
     
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    im on my second pot. i love a good psychosis.
     
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    I used to call it rocket fuel
     
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    Also has some good antioxidants :coffee:
     
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    It is usually caused by hyperthyroid.
     
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    Sleep forever. In an oven. The heat will first turn the eye sand into tears, and then into glass. Eventually, your eyes will just be a runny flow of melted gold and glass. No more eyebags, forever.
     
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    This would make a really cool collage if we could get everyone to take similar pictures

    eyes.
     
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    a really fucking scary collage you mean
     
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