excuse me, my anus is bleeding

Discussion in 'Trolls & Lulz' started by Likeicare, Oct 30, 2013.

  1. Likeicare

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    Onideus, talking about how he is not onideus

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  3. Likeicare

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    Reading through this is quite entertaining, if disturbing at times

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  4. Immortal_Cake

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    What is Onideus' disability, since he's claiming to have it?
     
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    One day, Onideus's eventually death by autoerotic asphyxiation will be discovered. Investigators will report that he was masturbating to Diaperfur "artwork" he found on Deviantart while listening to Lady Marmalade.​

    When they finally cut the rope off of his fat neck, his funeral will only be attended by the staff who drew the short straw and had to come in to work and bury his ass. His tombstone will only have "^_^" etched on the epitaph.
     
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  7. Likeicare

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    GOD LEVEL

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    The pomposity that spews from this faggot's sausage fingers is laughable at best.
     
  9. Immortal_Cake

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    Thought so.
     
  10. Likeicare

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    Don't talk shit about walmart

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  11. Likeicare

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    Also, no im not going to try to write neater.

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  12. Likeicare

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    And this little essay is in reply to the words 'leave me alone, I have reported you for being a pedophile and making threats'

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  14. Immortal_Cake

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    He does realize there are places like Kroger and Target that can do the same thing Wal-Mart does, right?

    Hell, I can see Dollar General, while still being a small-medium-sized store, becoming a threat to Wal-Mart's competition.
     
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    Speaking of Wally World...

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  16. Likeicare

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    Target sells food in the US? Here its mainly clothes
     
  17. Immortal_Cake

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    There are standard Targets and SUPER Targets, which are pretty much the same as Local Walmarts and Supercenter Walmarts.

    Super Targets are standard Targets with a grocery store in it.

    Standard Targets sell dry/packaged food as well as drinks; it's only a couple aisles.
     
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  19. Likeicare

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    So I think onideus has been exaggerating a bit. According to him he's been a big usenet deal since the 90s, not that thats a good thing, but apart from a couple of one off mentions, most of what I've seen is from 2004 onwards, with 2009 being a pretty big year for him by the sounds of it, at least postwise
     
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    Every time I think Onideus has reached the apex of human stupidity, he does something so fucktarded that my entire worldview is shattered.
     
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    This is what *CENSORED* told me the other day while giving me links:


    So.....he tried to pass that website off in 2011. I can tell that it was made in Macromedia Director (now owned by Adobe)

    The one I worked with was Macromedia Director 8.5, because that's what my teacher liked. I think it's probably the version he used as well.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adobe_Director
     
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  23. Likeicare

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    I haven't even started to reveal all the shit I picked up in the last couple of hours. Its seems all he's done in the last 10 years on losenet is threaten the 16yo kids that accidentally stumble in there
     
  24. Lurking Schnookums

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    You should be careful or he is going to threaten you with child porn.