Ew, it's the new girl in town!

Discussion in 'Noob Introduction Forum' started by worldofwhorecraft, Nov 26, 2011.

  1. worldofwhorecraft

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    What's up ED-fags? My friend Kyle (don't know his username) insisted that I join this bitch ass forum, and since I'm home and bored out of my tits on a Saturday night I figured why not? I know this is an intro thread and all but posting a picture and a description about myself is so cliche and boring. So yeah, without further ado, here's a picture 3 ferrets in a tub :D

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    I just know there's a fourth ferret in your asshole right now. Those are some really nice ferrets.

    Anyway, welcome. Please wait for your complementary welcome basket from madh8er.
     
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    Ay girl
    Are you tired? Cause I would still put my penis in your vagina
     
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    I can already tell I'm going to like this place XD and no sadly I do not own a fourth ferret, but I wish I did! The more the merrier, however I do not have a prostate so things in my butt would not feel pleasant.
     
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    enjoy your bunny
     
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    Ferrets hunt chickens and rabbits in the wild, my jill (female ferret) would eat that shit up in a heartbeat... JUST SAYIN' ;X
     
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    Sounds good.
     
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    Ok, you know who this fatty reminds me of?
    http://encyclopediadramatica.se/Katy
    Yeah. I would really appreciate it if you never ever posted here again.
     
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    Sad thing is, I was totally like that when I was 13 LOL
     
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    Shit, i was startled there for a minute because i thought we had ourselves a non-shitposter.
    Welcome @worldofwhorecraft
    Ferrets are ugly and the least friendly animal second to the swan.
     
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    You're... half right. My jill is a vicious twat and bites the shit out of people who try to hold her or pet her except for me, however my hobs (boy ferrets) are the sweetest weasels you'll ever meet. One snuggles and the other one gives kisses.
     
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    Jill is a feminist and your hobs are gay.
     
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    BITCH I AM NOT GIVING YOU A WELCOME BASKET GET THE MOTHERFUCK OUT OF HERE FAKE GOTIS ATTENTION WHORE
     
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    ITS A TRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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    Take it in case I'm wrong. But fuck you Kyle, if that is your fake friends real fake name he uses on EDF.
     
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    This thread is now a circle jerk GO GO GO!!!!!
    Also Before anyone else says it I am calling it as S4's Sock.
     
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    Should I be worried that you had to outright state your gender in the title?
     
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    Do you like WoW?

    Also welcome, I'm Khanzer the EDF unofficial mascot.
     
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    Hay bby... wanna see my ferret ?
    HE HE HE...
    (it's not really a ferret.)
     
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    I've been really tryin baaaabyyy.
    tryin to hold back this feelin fffooooooooooo soooooooooooo lllloooooooooooooong
    if you feel like i do baaaaaaaby

    then let's get it on'
     
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    This thread just made me puke on myself.
     
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    how was it?
     
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    It was great. I can tell by the fact that she couldn't even make it through her first sentence without proclaiming that she is a girl that she is going to be another wonderful contributor.
     
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    i know what you mean, it was the best "puking on self" i ever had.
    i might have came a little too.
     
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    So...much...cancer...
     
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    OMG, UR A GURL!? OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG!!!!11!!!

    Tits or GTFO.

    Nobody wants to see your ferret, you fucking loser.
     
  29. worldofwhorecraft

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    The jill is a definite evil feminist who controls the hobs (who are definitely gay because they'd rather snuggle than fuck her) like a little female furry Hitler.
     
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    FOR THE ALLIANCE!