Everyone has shitty taste in music

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  1. Seku

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    It seems every single person on the face of the planet listens to stupid, pointless, over-produced, sellout crap. Especially these people that run around the internet and post shit like this. Rock isn't "good music" most all of it is a gimmick to lure kids that wanna be "different", "rebellious" or "edgy" into feeding the big record labels their parents' hard-earned money (Mostly through bland, ugly merchandise and over-hyped shows at big-name venues). By the way, every time you say "Three Days Grace", a poor young Somali girl is raped and killed.

    For people that listen to Urban music (or, as fags call it, rap and hip-hop), please stop trying so hard. Everyone in the ghetto smells like asphalt and cheap cigarettes, and only 1% of aspiring young "rappers" ever make it to the top (and when they do, it's for about fifteen minutes before they fade back into obscurity). Not even mentioning the laughable quality of your "music". Requires absolutely no skill, played over shitty mixing, and contain the same lyrical content. Something about "the club", "shaking", bitter drinks, sex, rape, the "streets (of Temecula?), cannabis, or how they "represent the ghetto". No one likes you, not even your mother.

    Here's a list of good artists for you to pick over, in case you ever stop being stupid, tone-deaf dingbats.

    • Arcade Fire (Sold out, but Funeral and Neon Bible are pretty good)
    • Beirut
    • Deerhunter
    • The Decemberists
    • Dashboard Confessional (ONLY Swiss Army Romance)
    • White Denim
    • Animal Collective
    • Oneohtrix Point Never
    • Radiohead (Even though they're fairly popular, I don't consider them sellouts)
    • Sonic Youth
    • Bombay Bicycle Club
    • Kings of Convenience
    • The National
    • Los Campesinos
    • Donora
    • Joanna Newsom (Though, I remember her doing a sorta thing with either MGMT or KoL, so I dunno)
    • Bon Iver
    Lol, bye.

    EDIT: I forgot to put Los Campesinos in there. I did it just now.

    SUPER EDIT: Added Bombay Bicycle Club and Kings of Convenience (nerd music).
     
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    Okay, maybe King of Limbs kinda sucked, but they're still not terrible.
     
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    Ok, hipster.

    I'm pretty sure that applies to every musical genre, and would probably be less than 1%.
     
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    lol, first time I saw that pic, I read "You say music I say Super mega ultra kitchen"

    Go to, I suppose
     
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    I have 25.63 GB of music on my iTunes. None of it is shit, maybe except a few songs, but I don't ever listen to that stuff.
     
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    Sonic Youth are good occasionally, but the rest of these all have one thing in common: they just don't rock

    You know what rocks?

    Morphine:


    Lynyrd Skynyrd:


    Led Zeppelin:


    Kyuss:


    Soundgarden:
     
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    Tom Petty:



    Blondie (esp. live versions):



    ...and now for some contemporary stuff:

    Rival Sons:


    Royal Thunder:


    Queens of the Stone Age

     
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    Melvins (they've been around forever, this is from 2008):



    All that not hip/intellectual/pretentious enough for ya?

    Try the original hipster sound:



    Or how about some GOOD R'nB?:



    Some of this is even fairly obscure, so you can listen to it in good conscience. It's just a shame how people disrespect the classics today, fuckin' hipsters.
     
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    Sorry for looooooooongpost, but it makes me rage when people claim to have superior taste in music and all they listen to is douchey hipster shit. Fuckin' Kings of Convenience, show them a Led Zep riff and they'll break out in tears for they cannot comprehend how music can rock so much.
     
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    With the exception of Lloyds post, every single fucking band name I've seen I either haven't heard of or know for a fact they're pure shit. I listen to fucking oldschool music man, classic jazz, delta blues, 60's psychedelic rock, REAL hard rock, hendrix, zeppelin, Santana, ten years after, tom waits, Boston, fuck, what happened to all of those guys man? I was born in the wrong goddamn generation.
     
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    You motherfuckers got me all riled up reading this shit, you'll probably have me churning out a tl;dr list of bands that ACTUALLY kick ass.

    Oh, just of posterity, pink Floyd, doors, Fleetwood Mac, a bunch of Finnish guys you guys will never hear about in your life, somebody shut me up now before I get carried away
     
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    Ok, I was with you there until you mentioned The Doors. In comparison with most of today's bands, they are stellar musicians, but seen on their own they are mostly mediocre I think.

    A quote from a post I made in another thread:

     
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    I just think they're fun to listen to when I'm baked, and riders on the storm was the shit.
     
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    I have all those bands except for Puddle of Mudd in my iTunes. (My ipod is filled with UKF dubstep, Deadmau5, and a few independent DJ's I've found from last.fm)
     
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    Most of ur "good bands" are infected by hipstery faggotry, when somthin is liked by pretencious pieces of sh!t its time to go.

    feast ur ears!!!
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    I could list a few indie metal bands too, and some decent bluegrass, but I'd have to check my iPod for the artists' names.

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    I have lot's more, but those do.
     
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    Seriously though, I think you'll like the Talking Heads. Try them, they were indie before there was indie.
     
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    Yes, but why? If there is a God, why would he allow something like Bieber or Black to exist?
     
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    My sig says it all.

    Black metal can be cheesy, yes. But just like ED, 9/10 black metal bands bands suck ass, but that 10% make it one of the best music genres out there IMO.



     
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    You can admit your burning thirst for dick slop now. This is the gayest compilation of shitty bands in the fucking world.

    Thank you for further proving your own argument that everyone has shitty taste in music, because yours is by far the fucking worst.
     
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    soy un vago de mierda....
    I like some good music but of course there's a couple bands than they just got "my way" of play music, even people just bitch about it because u like rock or punk...thats why I let people listen whatever the fuck they want..." pop" is there, just for the common and brainless.