every damn day i smoke weed

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    dinner of champions

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    Related cause we burn bush

     
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    EINS! ZWEI!! DREI!!! PRRROOOOSSSTTTTT
     
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    Zex und schnapps! Death und bier!
     
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    ZEE UBER SHIZER IST NUMBER 1 IN DEUTSCHLAND
     
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    LOL you're going to be very depressed and suicidal after 10 more years of getting stoned all day every day.
     
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    lol, no

    now excuse me while i prepare the breakfast of champions
     
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    It would be better if you didn't smoke those ridiculous Garcia Vegas.
     
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    BETTER THAN PHILLYS.

    the leaf wrapper is high society
     
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    The only thing that I can think of that is worse than a Phillie is a watermelon Phillie.

    I'm a Swisher man. Also those new Black n Mild blunts are pretty fucking righteous.
     
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    I cut weed out of my life and i never want to touch that shit again, it's nothing but money (and more importantly) You're time down the drain, pot causes memory loss, that's means if you stay stoned for an extended period of time you will have little to no memory of what happened.
    it's happened before to other unfortunates.

    And no, smoking weed does not make you grow up to become Carl Sagan.
    But anyway, don't believe me, smoke away, piss your life away like a guy on prozac pisses his life away working in a tiny cubicle under fluro lights doing paper work.
     
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    white grape anything > all

    didnt even realize black n mild were selling bluntwraps now. ill have to check those out, thanks
     
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    Nigga plz I been smoking weed since you were in diapers and I live with a silver spoon in my mouth.

    Moneys not an issue, got that.

    Time down the drain? Get off your ass and do something after smoking instead of turning on the fuckin xbox.

    Only short-term memory is affected, and that's more funny than it is impeding.

    Who the fuck is Carl Sagan. Also, weed should not be compared to prozac, a synthetic hormone altering drug administered to children.

    SMOKE WEED ERRRDAY
     
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    I'm 901 years old.
    Marijuana is bad Mmmm'kay??

    What else is there to do when your high besides turn on the xbox or watch a movie/simpsons/looney tunes?
    I wouldn't get stoned during a special occasion, you'd want to remember it, clearly.
    I PITY THE FOOL WHO DOES DRUGS.

    I dare you to go a week without smoking weed, or taking it in any way, if you've been smoking weed all day non stop, then this should really fucking freak you out!
     
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    I go drive a car.

    Challenge declined for sXe faggotry.
     
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    Pussy, go without weed be a man.
    prove that it doesn't control you.

    And you shouldn't drive a car high, if i cannot drive drunk you shouldn't be allowed to drive high.

    Harry Potter: The Philosopher is Stoned.
     
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    Bawww. Wanna know what happens when I get pulled over high?

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    ABSOLUTELY NOTHING
     
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    When they pull you up they should end up confiscating all your clothes, shove a magnalite up your arse and taser your balls.
    You're still a danger on the road innebriated no matter what you took.
    and driving while under the influence is irresponsible.
     
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    Perfect driving record. u mad?
     
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    Well see about that, where do you live?
     
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    Do you actually expect me to answer that question honestly?
     
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    I'm not asking you to dox yourself you dunce i meant what country? because if it's Germany no fucking surprise there.

    in the U.S they pull people up for smoking cigarettes and say "Well Well how many blunts have you smoked today?"
     
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    I live in the US and it's legal to smoke cigarettes in your car. Also, they typically start by asking for license and insurance.
     
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    Of course it is, but Cops have been well known for trolling for any excuse to make an arrest, they have arrested people just for having a bag of coconut rock candy in their car.
    Which is rubbish because if you sniff it YOU WILL KNOW RIGHT AWAY THAT IT IS NOT CRACK.
     
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    Oh, I don't have those problems, I'm not a nigger.
     
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    POST 420.
     
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    Hitlers Birthday.