Europeans are not funny

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  1. Aatolviina

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    Ediot

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    >Murikan
    >Thinks Yuropeens aren't funny but lolololmurikanpolitiks
    >Denying your completely funny roots

    Please, no. Stop it.

    You're just mad that we have a better form of currency, have all the hot women, have a longer and lulzier history, and most of all, have non-retarded politicians. Enjoy Obummer yolo'ing on Syria.

    Stay ignorant.
     
  2. Gayligula

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    Europeans are just a bunch of hypocrties. Nothing else. Everything they laugh at in the US, Russia, China and the middle east is 10 time worse here. The people are brainwashed faggots and the EU will fall appart because nobody holds togheter, now that they actually have to help each others. They are all racist, no matter what they say, and the school system is complete shit. Oh, and an one handed ape with down-syndrom could do better than our "politicans"
    The only good countrys in Europe are Norway and Switzerland.
     
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    Beautiful. As beautiful as Truman's daughter singing.
     
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    European comedians aren't funny. "Dig my crazy accent, it's sooooo whacky!" is 60% of the material they spew out. The remaining 40% is dry, humorless banter about some mundane shit very other comedian has already said.
     
  5. Baya Rae 4900

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    No, you're thinking of Jerry Seinfield.
     
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    Who are you quoting?
     
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    Just to clarify, Jerry Seinfield wasn't a comedian. He was an upright dildo.
     
  8. Aatolviina

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    And Sweden. And Iceland. And Denmark.
     
  9. uberfukken

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    Isn't Iceland trying to ban porn?

    :frog:
     
  10. Aatolviina

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    I don't even fap to porn, so I don't even give a fuck.
     
  11. Gayligula

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    R34 also counts as porn
     
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    Meh, every country has their shit parts and their good parts. If I would care, I'd be depressed and/or would try to change shit, but you can't change people. And people all over the world are retards, just look at the most-consumed media (Bild-Zeitung, Foxnews, TV in general etc.).
    The people have the government they deserve.
     
  13. Linkermann

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    Plain and Simple

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    European...
    index.
     
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    I am happy in Sweden. It has a respectable government. Hell, I'd be proud to live in any Nordic country. They all have respectable governments.
     
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    Sweden is just gay, literally. Finnland is not enough Russia to be cool. Norway is fucking awesome.
     
  16. Aatolviina

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    Srsly.
    Norway is just like fucking Sweden except it has more oil.
    Russia is not cool nor will it ever be cool, and Finland is pretty neat, honestly. Maybe just because we used to own Finland and Norway but lolwhatever.
     
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    this is you, except pro-ana with an EU flag
     
  18. Aatolviina

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    Pro-ana? No.

    And I don't give a flying fuck about the EU. We might as well not even be in. And the Euro is shit and fucking needs to burn okay.

    Also love the fact that everyone claims the other Nordic countries are better when Sweden used to take turns fucking them in the ass.
     
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    "used to"
     
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    Did some thinking today, compiled a list of ED users that are European. Not a single one of them are funny.

    What's the deal, did Hitler give your entire continent PTSD?
     

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