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Discussion in 'Hard Gay Shitpost Metropolis' started by Likeicare, Oct 28, 2013.
@Moscow are you dead? If so, let us know
I read that a person has died in Denmark, so there's a 1/20 chance it could have been @Cobalt
Sorry, but the storm hardly affected me.
This thread is now about pagan black metal.
How screwed are the Swedish?
Too bad his last posts here were about some faggy rocks.
Fuck you, you northern nonce. Rest in pieces.
Fuck, if @Moscow is dead, he may not be getting all his alerts.
We should tag @Moscow moar so he knows that we don't give a flying fuck about him being dead, and are all heading over to England to have a crack at nailing his grieving gf, and to steal any of his shit that's worth taking.
Fuck that, silly @scumhook. How about we fuck the corpse of @Moscow while all of @Moscow's family is watching?
An outstanding idea.
@Moscow - prepare your cold, wet anus
I'm not dead fucker, and if I was I'd be on the first ghost plane to oz to haunt yours and @Likeicare 's sorry arses forever and a day. sorry to disappoint you two and @Cobalt, but I remain very much alive. it got a bit bloody windy and rained some but that was as bad as it got for me. I was too far north and even if I wasn't you'll need more than a puny storm to finish me off.
I hope Qantas will refund my ticket...
And I'd already put your rock collection on eBay.
oh no need for that, you should still come over! maybe I can even put YOUR rocks on ebay after I'm done having my fun with you.
So it is up to me and @scumhook to finish you off. And then we should let your grieving girlfriend finish us off?
you're welcome to try it. I'll have your rocks up on ebay too. I could start a business the way this is going...
ediot parts available at discount prices, get 'em while they're fresh!
you clearly have overestimated our personal hygene & freshness...
well, you'll be amazed at how a run through an ultrasonic cleaner loaded with a weak amonia solution can clean even the most filthy things up. I'll have your giblets looking and smelling fresh as a daisy before you know it
Perhaps you could sell us for soap. You might make a whopping 35 cents. Or as we call it "a night with Moscow's girlfriend".
I severely doubt you're good enough to render down for soap, there's no way I could get even that for soap made from ediots. maybe I could use you as fertiliser for my garden instead?
I think you'd be better off not doing that..
well you may have a point. permanently contaminating the soil may not be the wisest course of action I have ever considered.
trixie soap is best soap
gods, imagine the bars you could get our of that beast! do you think you could use her bones for corsets too?
@Moscow seeing as the storm failed, can you go jump off a cliff please?
Only if you agree to jump off with me with my cock up your arse filling you with hot moscowsperm
That is a ridiculous proposal
take it or leave it fella.
You're right. The flesh of Ediots is Forbidden Flesh. Any creature of this world foolish enough to consume this flesh is assured of an eternity of agonizing pain.
We're fucked. Unless we start growing balls, we're doomed.