EU bans claim that water can prevent dehydration

Discussion in 'News' started by Esther Nguyen, Nov 26, 2011.

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Are European scientists retarded?

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  2. No

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  3. WHO GIVES A FUCK

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  1. Esther Nguyen

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    sauce:
    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/wor...claim-that-water-can-prevent-dehydration.html
     
  2. Baya Rae 4900

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    I reread the article twice and I still don't get it.
     
  3. zaiger

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    Why would they ban being able to mention that water prevents dehydration? The only reason I can think of is that they are being paid off by lobbyists for some other beverage maker.
     
  4. madh8r

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    You will die from not drinking enough water, it's called hypernatremic dehyrdation. Isotonic dehydration, which is what most people suffer from, cannot be countered solely by drinking water, and in some cases drinking water while Isoticly dehydrated can lead to the very dangerous hypotonic dehydration
     
  5. Seku

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    Why would someone even print that on a label? If it so "common-sense", manufacturers wouldn't need to write that.
     
  6. CallMeMaggot

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    I feel ashamed of the stupidity of our bureaucrats
     
  7. Dildo Baggins

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    And Eurofags call America stupid...
     
  8. PerpetuallyAroused

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    *leaps on zaiger and hydrates his butthole*
     
  9. Tom

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    This has to be a joke or something.
     
  10. h0xnbl0w

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    This is just to prevent the producers from bullshit claims that you're supposed to drink x glasses of water a day when in fact that figure usually includes all the water you get from food anyway.
     
  11. m450n_yuno

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    EU scientists were obviously high. They're the same motherfuckers who came up with evolution.Lol monkeys? Tell me those guys weren't partying.
     
  12. Sir Oswald Mosley

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    torygraph innit
     
  13. Moscow

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    what complete and utter bullshit.
     
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    Then what does prevent dehydration, diet coke?
     
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    HAHAHA OH WOW
     
  16. Esther Nguyen

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    Weed prevents dehydration ;)

    Lets fuckin blaze it
     
  17. Stormtrooper

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    Dear E.U:

    Enjoy dying a long, drawn out death by dehydration. I'll just be here, enjoying my cold as fuck 8 glasses of water per day.

    Sincerely:

    Stormy.
     
  18. Allele

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    Holy fuck.

    I'm confused.
     
  19. Esther Nguyen

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    Parts of the world sorted by intelligence

    Asia>Murka>Europe>Latin America>Middle East>Africa
     
  20. Dildo Baggins

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    people in Latin and south America are way smarter than a eurofaggot any day. They have to be in order to be able to find creative ways to get across the border.
     
  21. Sir Oswald Mosley

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    I'm always amazed that people continue to believe these headlines, how many times does someone have to cry wolf before you catch on?
     
  22. Thayora

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    who knew
     
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    reading that has made me thirsty....
    should i NOT drink water?
     
  24. Zombie Neith

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    So I don't need water in order to survive? Wat. :|
     
  25. h0xnbl0w

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    You don't need BOTTLED WATER, you fucktarded nimrods.
     
  26. Khanzer

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    They are only banning to water bottles to do that type of affirmation, but is still retarted.
     
  27. CallMeMaggot

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    The border of...Panamá?
     
  28. Sir Oswald Mosley

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    they aren't banning anything
     
  29. Khanzer

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    Oh ok.