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  1. Solution

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    Everyone is boring

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    It goes to 90 so we some B ass niggas, not the fastest but not the lastest
     
  2. Likeicare

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    EDF is my hugbox

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    Im down with that

    They never suspect the stupid ones
     
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    I took a practice ASVAB/AFQT(?) at a recruiter and they gave me a pencil and a few sheets of blank paper to work out some math problems.
     
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    Oh damn
     
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    The math problems themselves weren't a big deal to actually use pen+paper, especially if a supreme gentleman such as yourself can get an SAT score of 34,498.
     
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    I've never even done an SAT and dont actually know what it is
     
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    College entrance exam
     
  8. Likeicare

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    Dont you literally just have to say you're black and you get accepted?
     
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    No cause that ruins your future credit score
     
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    Only if youre trying to get into elite picky schools.

    Helps get academic scholarships n shit too tho.
    That stopped working in the 90s.
    Now its "how much money do you or your parents wanna throw out for u to drink n puke away from home."
     
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    No shit; you're Australian and it's a US college entrance exam.
     
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    @Likeicare by the way, SAT scores aren't "infinite" like IQ is; it maxes out at 1600.
     
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    My IQ is infinite
     
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    Though it was out of 2400 between March 2005-January 2016, which is actually probably why @uberfukken said I'm dumb in the context of my SAT scores earlier ITT.

    Gertbox incident he referred to:
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    Note: aforementioned incident is where Call me Tim came up with "elevated SATs" as a comeback in the Islam "news" thread, sort of causing this whole incident. Not that I'm blameless in this situation, though.
     
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    Why do you care about something to trivial so much?
     
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    You had one less subject to worry about and you still barely hit a 700 average score, so I'm not really sure what exactly is there to brag about. Almost anyone can get above a 700 on all 2-3 subjects if they study long enough, and by study it's really just doing practice/previous tests over and over because the question format and answers in standardized exams are similar throughout the years.

    The hardest section (to get a good score on) is Math because so many Asian kids got a perfect on it so getting even 1 question wrong will drop your score by 20-30 points, while critical reading and writing (assuming you had a 10-12 on the essay) you could afford to get 1-3 questions wrong and still have a perfect.

    Even then, you can do like 98% of the math problems by hand faster than using a calculator, and literally all the answers on critical reading section are on the passage themselves. Writing is elementary/middle-school tier grammar and the "essays" are just how well you can argue your point and not about which side you take, so having a "liberal bias" or "conservative bias" doesn't even fucking matter unless they changed that in the new SAT.
     
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    They actually completely changed the format. For starters, the essay is now about reading an opinion piece grabbed off the internet and writing an analysis on how the writer constructs their argument. For reference, here's a sample test PDF.
     
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    I don't get why Call me Tim keeps saying I got a 1470 as my "bragging" score when I got 1490 in June, and my superscore is 1510 (730 Reading/Writing 780 Math).
     
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  20. Call me Tim

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