escape from china

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  1. red 5

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    lol welcome. How do you enjoy being a blind Chinaman in America?
     
  3. red 5

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    it's super fun I can't wait to be molested by hilary clinton
     
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    I'm $$Trooper, a badass commie nigger.

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    Holy shit, a new poster that doesn't automatically fill me with bile.

    HOW. ARE. YOU. LIKING. WESTERN. CULTURE.
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    cao ta ma

    lan jiao
     
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    inb4 the chinaman is not the issue
     
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    I welcome you to EDF2 with an ancient proverb from your homeland.
    Raise a wall and your trees will shine under the sun, but when standing on a mountain, you have a small penis.
     
  11. red 5

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    I am awash in jackie chan lookalikes help me escape before my organs are harvested
     
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    Welcome. You are alright .
     
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    I hope your plans to leave NYC work out really well.

    I hope you get a great job offer in Chicago, complete with apartment in the loop, and a great bonus package.

    I hope you find your soul mate as you're making preparations to leave NYC.

    I hope your flight from JFK to ORD leaves the gate on time, and you & Redette get a free upgrade and a glass of champagne from a flight attendant with a great set of tits.

    I hope the plane blows up on take off.

    Fuck you.

    Welcome (albeit belatedly) to EDF.
     
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