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  1. Likeicare

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    EDF is my hugbox

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    going to smash some e's tonight, and do a lulzy report on erowid

    it shall involve dragons
     
  2. Harpoons

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    Fissure of Man

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    You're a huge fucking faggot. Also you're almost definitely going to be alone tonight.
     
  3. Likeicare

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    EDF is my hugbox

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    hardly
     
  4. Murdoc esp

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    soy un vago de mierda....
    OMFG OP,STOP BEING A PUSSY ASS NIGGA, MIX THAT SHIT WITH MORE PILS AND COKE....LOL I HOPE YOU HAVE A HEART ATTACK :dolan:
     
  5. Moscow

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    It's not just about football

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    you fucking faggot, go take half a kilo of ket, some LSD and have some shrooms for desert. then go out into the busy city streets. remember to have someone video the ensuing madness.
     
  6. hkh

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    just do some straight up molly
     
  7. Harpoons

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    You're a retarded, attention seeking cunt, and you'll never be special.
     
  8. Moscow

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    It's not just about football

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    well, unless he suffers serious brain damage
     
  9. oddguy

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    I could not care less if I put actual effort into it.
     
  10. Harpoons

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    [​IMG]
     
  11. Immortal_Cake

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    Noice

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  12. uberfukken

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    Trip reports are never lulzy, always written by faggots, and your dealer is going to rip you off.

    Enjoy your Tylenol. I hope your liver fails.
     
  13. Flu

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    I promise that whatever you do with E will never come close to being as funny as what I've seen, IRL - chiefly, a giant (but really faggy) punk hoop three E pills. He rejected my solid advice, "put some coke up your ass first [if youre gonna hoop E...]"
    About 40 mins into it, as the tablets began to break down inside his rectum, the chemical burn got so bad that he began crying, trying to dig the mush from his asshole. A big punk man, crying, dragging his butt all over the ground, trying in vain to dig them out in front of us all as he lost his hibitions. Then... a chill silence... his eyes went huge: he was high. He stopped crying, but kept complaining that blood was coming out of his asshole. (It wasn't actually.) But all that night his ass WAS leaking a clear fluid; not cum, but some sort of ass defensive juice to purge the E (that never came out.)

    He should have numbed his hoop with coke first, like I warned him.
     
  14. Moscow

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    It's not just about football

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    I'll remember that if I ever get offered some E.
     
  15. Flu

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    Note: it's very hard to rub the needed coke that far up your ass. Rather, get a trusted friend to blow some up your hoop with a straw. And seriously, make sure he's a TRUSTED friend.
     
  16. Likeicare

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    EDF is my hugbox

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    lol whats going on here
     
  17. uberfukken

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    hard drugs =/= hard gay

    we got a board for this shit

    moved