Equivamp x WheatThins fanfic - For PerpA

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    THEY DON'T PAINT PICTURES, THEY JUST TRACE ME

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    Equivamp was stroking her long unwashed brown hair in the light of her TV screen. She watched as her television light up with names complaining about her soft chats.

    I wish I could find a man that loved me despite my soft chats...

    Little did she know, that man was closer to her than she thought.

    WheatThins was enjoying another night drooling over drawn depictions of young girls on the internet. His parents were out, and George was sedated by the gentle coo of his older brother's anime DVDs. All the while wishing he had a soft young girl to call his own.

    Why can't there just be one... one for me...

    That night, after a session of “stress relief”, the two got onto IRC to indulge in meaningless rants regarding their humdrum lives. Between her and her fur, and he and his loli, the two were soon greeted with the needed k-lines. After begging for their hops back, they joined the channel and saw each other for the magical first time...

    Sparks of delicate young love were flying as the two chatted about pointless shit nobody else wanted to hear.

    OMG ANIME!!!!
    OMG FURRY SHIT!!!
    OMG CARTOON PORN!!!

    That night, WheatThins went to sleep with a printed image of her DeviantART ID on his pillow. He knew he needed her, and she needed him. Equivamp dreamed of a handsome WheatThins taking her away in the middle of the night and brutally dominating her while she was in her fursuit. Upon awakening, she knew what she had to do.

    She told her mom she was going to a friends house that night. Lying to her mother was once of the worst things she felt that she could do (being brought up as a traditional Baptist), but she knew it had to be done if she wanted the sweet feeling of her and her love becoming one.

    WheatThins awaited eagerly for his one TRUE AND HONEST love to arrive at his home. Being a special occasion, he actually bothered to put a pair of underwear on George and attempt to make hot wings without burning them. He had already masturbated five times that day in preparation for what was to come, the night had to be perfect – he even bothered to shower.

    Around 8:00, he heard a knock on the door. His chest rushed as he darted down the staircase, eager to take his sweet Equivamp in his arms and give her the tender love only he could provide. Doing a quick check in the mirror to assure he looked his best.

    Opening the door, he did not see the love of his life in a zebra suit but raher...

    Why don't you take a seat over there?

    Equivamp was waiting at the police station in tears. It was at that moment she realized she shouldn't have tweeted. “Going to meet random guy in Chicago I met on the internet!”
     
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    A++ a love story for the ages.
     
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    Now all you need is a needless crossover fic and you'll be set. Make absolutely sure that the two settings are incompatible.
     
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    That could work, I mean the most hilarious crossover I found was like Naruto x Family Guy. There were like four of them.