Equifax massive fuck up earns Equifax massive security contract

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  1. Hater
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    http://www.politico.com/story/2017/10/03/equifax-irs-fraud-protection-contract-243419

    *bump bump bump DAAA TADATADA TADA DA TADA TADA TADA bump bump bump*
     
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    No, that theme does not apply to this situation, fucking learn nuances

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    Sorry, I corrected it.
     
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    Well, maybe it does. Consider the Equifax credit breach as the Seinfeld episode plot with the final joke before the credits is Equifax gets rewarded a contract to fix their mess because in true Seinfeld situational comedy, nobody learns from what they did wrong.

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    inb4 @scumhook downrates me
     
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    No you were right to correct yourself the first time
     
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    I've heard surprisingly little about the fact that their head of data security was a female music major
     
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    How someone can look at Equifax and be like "Yea, I trust them with my secure information" at this point is absolutely beyond me.
     
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    LOL, America.

    It's abowt time dey made up for dem slaveries.
     

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