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  1. madh8r

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    Ay where the real niggas @?
    @VROOMIE JAY @oddguy @Stormtrooper @TheDukeOfCrowns get in here gangstas

    @eraserhead @CONTCOM @ahseyho @Solution you all have at least one rap under your belt get in here too. I'm probly missing a few people but I tried.


    Sicker than uranium harder than titanium
    Verbally and physically will open up your cranium
    Niggas think they hard when they bust a couple shots off
    Gun to my head i will still rock your socks off

    Me and my troops ride with biscuits in hand
    Don't need to pop the trunk to get you IRL banned
    We ventilating niggas and we leave em to twitch
    Take his bitch, then let her ass rot in a ditch

    Pussy ass niggas, my bullets create vaginas
    Fillin em with lead like they toys from China
    Enemies scatter from the EDF clique
    Blood splatters grey matter from the wall to my dick

    That hard sex, cigar sex
    Cowards fuck wit EDF you know gettin hard checked
    It's on
    Grove Street mothafucka
    If you aint runnin wit it run from it mothafucka
    Arite
    Now somebody bust a heater in this bitch
    I got my gs wit me with repeaters in this bitch
    It's on
    I don't always shoots first
    But when I shoot back, I shoot the last burst

    Yo the gangs all here and also @Khanzer
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  2. oddguy

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    Hold on,got my cleats,let me kick this shit.
    i'm down to rhyme,and i'm quick to spit.
    Y'all can't match up to the game i got.
    Step up,take me down or claim my spot.
    I should record every word i speak.
    Girls wanna ride my car,can you drive my stick ?
    These faggots moms and sisters,all in bed.
    Motherfuckers are like leaven,y'all in bread.
    Fuck that,i'm jewish,so i will passover
    Your ugly friend and bend your ass over.
    When i'm at the bar,drinking all these shots
    if you drinking beer you can have deez nuts.
    ill take your girl,cause she digs my shtick
    What set i rep ? i'm with ED clique.
    All you faggots,let me kick some facts.
    Y'all more gay then Rue Paul on ex.
    i'm out here,got gun in holsters.
    I wouldn't even use your CD's for coasters.
    Back the fuck up,you can't test my boyses.
    Y'all immature like making armpit noises.
    This ain't no game show,go a strap on me.
    But if the price is right ill put you in jeopardy.

    WHAT !?
     
  3. madh8r

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  5. MrGask

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    Epic gansta threaf? Epic ganstas are already dead, splitting your head and bisecting your soul from beyond the grave, they taught Whitney how to behave. They taught cigarsex how to beefrave.

    @oddguy needs no mention, he's too busy menching. Creating the thread that makes us all wish him dead.

    @Stormtrooper is MIA, she been NDAAed. The NSA saw all that shit she would say, they don't take kindly to dissenters these days. I wish she was back as she packed much back, and knew how to talk smack.

    @Ahseyho doesn't exist, but will not be missed. @Ahseyo is here to give this fake hater some dis.

    @TheDukeOfCrowns is too busying rimming sky to reply, but don't get your strap in a heap, no need to weep. Two more level ups and he gains the ability to fuck sheep. That was kind of weak.

    But I don't care, gonna stay hare, and bounce like a bunny from ampersat to hashtag, cause I think its funny and you're a fag.

    The other people you mention are not listed in this pension. They don't even rate, so I got no time to hate.
     
  6. Khanzer

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  7. uberfukken

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    white people
     
  8. oddguy

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  9. uberfukken

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    no, jews can rap kinda, yur just white
     
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  11. MrGask

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    uh yea, beastie boys and jimmy pop ali. last time i checked they only get rotation on alternative rock stations. and why do you even bother to bring up eminem, yes we all know he's white, get over it.
     
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    I'm pretty gangster, have any of you heard of the Dead Family? If so, I use to be cool with one of the acid eaters. One wouldn't think a LSD cult filled with hippies would be dangerous, but they are all chemists and murderers. The acid eater I knew had over 500k in crystallized LSD in his backpack once. It was so much I was scared for my life. Though I settled down for a simpler life of less crime simply because I'm sure the acid eater I know is working for the feds and a bunch of people connected to me and The Prophet are getting arrested for drugs and statutory rape. I don't think it is merely a coincidence.
     
  17. MrGask

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    So why not expose him to the rest of the Dead Family so they can eat him?
     
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  19. madh8r

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    this thread needs more gangsta shit
     
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    More gansta huh? You thought shit was done? That this was the end of our fun?

    @uberfukken better run, before I show you what your name really means. You think imitating my race is going save you from being fucked in the face? Bitch please. You better service my boys cock and ignore his syphilitic disease. You better make his o-face freeze that way, from all that exertion, and don't forget to swallow all those sailors he squirtin.

    @SomeIdiot is here to prove he is the top queer. That titles been taken, if you think you can outfag Fumo, you are mistaken.

    @Dr. Rice thinks it's cool to be gansta, but has only reached the level of prankster. Popping cid and writing us all to say that he just flipped his lid. Take it from someone who's been their son, incarcerations no fun, it's boring as hell, with a dank nigger smell infused in the walls.

    @The Member Formerly Known As Baya Gay 56.k ? Is that the speed of your modem, can you even see your scrotum under all that jelly? U Jelly of these rymes you been smelling, because my shit's selling and yours is just chillin? Still sitting on the docks because Occupy shut down your block.

    Also, I forgot these bunch of white boys. They have the mental capacity to destroy any weak ape you bring. Apes can't even sing, so they better just swing off back to the jungle before shit gets fungible.

    So a couple are mexican, they still be spittin more sex than you'll ever be gettin.
     
  21. madh8r

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    Are you black? because that's cheating
     
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    You only wish you were as niggerish as these niggers are.
     
  26. uberfukken

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    That is not gangster at all you cracker. You don't even know what gangster is. GASK KILLA BITCH GASK KILLA

    and that faggot anime facepalm shit you posted made this thread whiter than the cum in your eye.
     
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    Edit: Lol, just noticed how he is flashing eastblock as he applies the boot to that old ladies head.


    It's true.

     
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    i dont do gay text rap battles but heres a freestyle me and slinkmeal did



    and a second link so it doesnt fag up for people with scripts turned off....

    soundcloud.com/weezus-christ/the-white-morgan-freeman
     
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