Embarrassing Secrets (Casual Friday is Reborn)

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    ITT: Embarrassing secrets we wish to share.

    I'll go first: I have an unusually high amount of hair between my eyebrows for anyone of any age ::giggle:: :p


    Come on guys! Casual Friday!

    TGIF after work, the first round of Bloomin' Onions are on me!

    CAUSAL FUCKING FRIDAY UP IN DIS BITCH!
     
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    @oddguy Can you please stop making these threads?
     
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    Sometimes, late at night, I like to rub oil on myself, and pretend that I'm an eel.
    As for the subject of this thread, I don't have any secrets to share.
     
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    I think I really do have dandruff in my eyebrows... that wasn't a joke... )':
     
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    That joke's already been done in one of these 'confession' threads. You're not funny.
     
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    You do not know the half of it, Semy...
     
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    Heres one: I'm actually straight
     
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    Then why do you embarass yourself by acting like a homosexual?
     
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    Because, like all living beings in the universe, I secretly crave the penis.
     
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    Coralls do not crave penis.
     
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    They crave it secretly.
     
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    Somehow I doubt it.
     
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    Don't you already have one, though?
     
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