Embarrassing Fap / Schlick moments

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  1. SCyberTaz

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    Everyone does it, everybody should...
    'fess up, what is the most embarrassing thing you've rubbed one out to, or gotten caught while doing it.
    It can be your first,
    your most embarrassing one,
    the embarrassing subject you use for inspiration,
    one you got caught doing,
    or blunt honesty for the sake of shock.

    In all fairness try not to reply if you're not going to share one yourself, but we all know you're reply anyway...
     
  2. SCyberTaz

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    Either my neighbor across the street (damn redheads) or gym teacher,
    The Sims Social character (Mistress Nikki),
    City Of Heroes (Female anthology characters) / The Sims,
    My other neighbor while in the shower (turn off the bathroom light unless you want to get your head back-lit),
    Yeah, I'll fap to a trannie doing a chick (It's still technically Male / Female),
     
  3. oddguy

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    Take your gay thread back to /b/ retard.
     
  4. CallMeMaggot

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    sandy cunt today, Oddy?

    Confess, you use the tefilín as a cockring
     
  5. oddguy

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    I think this is a gay thread and that you are gay for liking it.
     
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    OK, I was chilling at a friends house and he had a DVD of Mudvayne that he hadn't looked at for a good year or more, so i asked to borrow it and he just tells me to keep it.
    Cool, free DVD for me.

    So i took it home and find out it was pirated copy in the legitimate case, fine, didn't bother me none.
    To cut a long story short, my Windows media player told me that along with he Mudvayne Road movie there was a shitload of porn in it.

    So that DVD has been stolen and re-stolen by the male members of my family and thrown away like a sort of communal whore that's no longer desirable.
     
  7. CallMeMaggot

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    Where is my like?

    Now about that phylactery little games of yours...does really the improving of your erection compensate the risk of gangrene?
     
  8. oddguy

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    Here,have your likes.
    Just so you know: Arguing with you also gives me a stiffy.
     
  9. CallMeMaggot

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    The same as PerpA

    Ouch, that was a low blow, lol
     
  10. oddguy

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    I didn't get that like... at all.
     
  11. CallMeMaggot

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    no, no, of course...PerpA is a one trick pony who thinks is the shit...

    I meant that he gets a boner too arguing with me
     
  12. oddguy

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    There is like this 0.25 of everything you say I alway don't understand...
     
  13. CallMeMaggot

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    Dude, which part don't you get?

    You said that arguing with me gives you a boner

    I replied that PerpA feels the same about it

    Where is the problem to understand it? It's a pretty straightforward dialogue
     
  14. oddguy

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    Nope... Still nothing.
    Maybe it's a phase thing and not a percent thing.
    Like 2/3 hours a week I just can't understand what you say.
     
  15. CallMeMaggot

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    ok, nevermind, lol...I'll post random gifs instead

    1336145009601.

    1336162675824.

    1336160230185.
     
  16. Harpoons

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    Lol, perfect engrish

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  17. CallMeMaggot

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    Yeah, lol. I have a pretty big hangover this morning (yesterday was the annual pro-legalization of weed parade), in adition to my usually shitty english

    1336248207965marihuanac4.

    The lovely Arancha and some friends, at the door of the city council

    I must be there, somewhere
     
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    Out here it was the Cinco de Drunko partying. So we both have an excuse.