Eh Officer, Quiero cocaína Bell?

Discussion in 'News' started by Radha the Buttwhisperer, May 18, 2017.

  1. Radha the Buttwhisperer

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    1. As it was so astutely pointed out to me, this officer is probably not a human being because who can resist a hookup for free Tacos, even Taco Bell made ones.
    2. My Dad was right, black Hondas are the drug dealer whip of choice. Explains why I got pulled over so much in my old black civic.

    Chalupas with a kick and it ain't a Doritos shell
     
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  2. Ed-209

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    He probably would have had better luck offering to give the cop some of that delicious bugger sugar.
     
  3. Das

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    Lol beaner tried to bribe a cop with tacos? This proves that the wall is a great idea from the start.
     
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  4. Radha the Buttwhisperer

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    Think it was a white dude actually....
     
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    Maybe if he was trying to get in prison for even longer
     
  6. watcherofclassics

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    That bloke must have been on something to think that would work...