EF-5 Tornado Wipes Redneck Shithole off the Map

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    KFOR meteorologist Mike Morgan called storm "biggest, most destructive tornado in the history of the world."

    https://twitter.com/newballpark/status/336593555105644544

    Saucer http://www.amny.com/urbanite-1.812039/dozens-injured-in-oklahoma-city-tornado-1.5302480

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    http://imgur.com/a/a67Ww#0
     
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    You think they are going to be ok?
     
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    Okies aren't real rednecks.
    Real rednecks have mastered the art of humping their cousins.
    A real redneck can smell any of his cousins in heat a mile away.

    Okies on the other hand take a while to fully understand what the real purpose of their dick is.
     
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    95% of the country is redneck. Okies included.
     
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    These days. You could be right.
    In the old days humping your cousin was a no no. Even if you DID hump your cousin you never admitted it in polite company.
    Rednecks and the internet may have proved to the world that there is no shame in cousin humping.
     
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    By a hundred times, at least!
     
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    Meh. By the uproar on my feeds today, I had thought this was an actual disaster.
     
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    Disaster? Drama? Decimation? Destruction?

    No problem
     
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    Atleast it wiped out 5 schools filled with rednecks. Also Faux News has been reporting on this shit since 5 AM EST.
     
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    Super effective late tornado siren
     
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    lol'd.
     
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    Fuckin horse deserved it
     
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    I'll see your dead horse with an animated gif.
     
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    Actually, that kinda works. She did get the destruction.
     
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    I've seen it on the news too.
     
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    If you share your liquor before the snow angels you might get unexpected results.
     
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    Niggers, wiggers and browniggers aren't rednecks.
     
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    Actually they're all niggers, including the rednecks.
     
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    This is way more true than most know. If you've ever visited a Cabela's in a city where there are lots of niggers and rednecks, you'll find that the two are surprisingly similar. Only real difference is the rednecks go for the assault rifles and the niggers hold their guns sideways.
     
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    AHAHA is that a stop sign? Like "STOP RIGHT THERE YOU FUCKING HORSE"

    Reminds me of 1999, here we had a huuge storm on all the country. Some guy was beheaded by sheet metal flying. Must have been funny lol, like, woops there goes the head
     
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