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  1. uberfukken

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    Of course Navy Seals are training to take out Kim. That should go without saying, you think they're sitting around watching Fox News or something?
     
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    I dunno, some part of them may be watching Fox news, i guess... :D they wrote that they have all-time high mortality rate, so they probably have a bunch of young rookies on board.. When i was in the military, they had us sit through some sort of schooling, and the subject was democracy. A drill instructor asked if we think that army is democratic. Somebody started straight out laughing, so they just played some sort of documentary about US navy seals(?!), it was basically just shots of vulcan cannons firing long bursts, followed by scenes with some neckless ray-ban wearing bonehead repeating the phrase: "if you mess with seals, you have a problem. You have a very, very BIG problem!!!!!" That guy looked like he watched a lot of fox news... and, of course, i learnt a lot about democracy on that day. :awesome:
     
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    I wouldn't be surprised if they didn't have a stealth Reaper drone at Groom Lake waiting to be used. Just need to catch him out in the open and he can eat a GBU-12.
     
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    Thats a great idea apart from the fact that its a 9400km flight and the reaper only has a range of 1800km

    Not to mention that if range wasnt a problem it would still take it 30 hours to fly there
     
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    What the fuck are you talking about?

    You can move the drone to Osan you retard.

    FYI drones have long mission times.
     
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    So Trump stands in front of the entire UN and says that he is prepared to destroy North Korea


    Do North Korea back down? Fuck no

    Also, 'analysts' arent really sure that the US would even be able to shoot down a NK missile, according to this article

    https://www.rt.com/usa/403895-us-may-not-be-capable-shooting-down-missile/
     
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    After the embarrassment they probably felt over bitching out with Guam, i expect them to double down on their threats from now on
     
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    This motherfucker just made Trump's UN speech sound like a 6th grade book report

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    @trump delete your account
     
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    Ok now that im home and had the chance to actually read it

    Thats straight up embarassing. Ive got doubts that Trumps ego can hold out without him doing something because of this
     
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    i may be wrong, but isnt this the first time that KJU himself has released a statement?
     
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    NoKo reportedly contemplating detonating nuke in the pacific
     
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    Just fuck already
     
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    3.4mag seismic event detected in NK
     
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    Just as the Chinese sanctions kick in.. interesting.
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    CIA are getting careless

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