***EDF2: 2012 Faggot Of The Year Award!***

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Who is this years top faggot?

  1. Racketeer

    56.1%
  2. Kibou

    16.7%
  3. Fumo161

    22.7%
  4. Swishy

    16.7%
  5. ExplosiveDiariah

    21.2%
  6. KKKoonhater

    22.7%
  7. Messyjessie

    39.4%
  8. Beefrave

    33.3%
  9. Drmusic2010

    27.3%
  10. FührerReloaded

    9.1%
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  1. oddguy

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    Hello, and welcome to the first annual-

    2012 EDF2: Faggot Of The Year Award!

    A new yearly tradition, where we "honor" the forum's biggest retards for providing us with so much laughter by acting like complete morons and letting us mock them.

    The qualifications for being nominated for the "prestigious" Faggot of the Year award are:

    1) User must be a faggot (regardless of gender).
    2) User must have been involved in some kind of massive drama during the year of 2012.
    3) Said drama had resulted in either a ban, redirection, fagtag or the user in question being driven off the forum.

    So without further ado, let's meet our contestants!


    @racketeer- Nominated for oozing faggotry to such a degree that within days of his arrival people were already doxing him. This quickly unearthed sad posts by him on another forum about his girlfriend dumping him, him peeing his pants and other lulzy shit. In retaliation he has been quitting and returning to EDF2 to cry and get laughed at, as well as admitting to being a pedophile and posting his cum covered hand on the forum (which was forwarded to his facebook friends) .

    @Kibou - Returning from his days on EDF1, kibou seeks to take back his crown as king faggot. Despite the fact that all of his faggotry is intentional, he is still nominated for his dedication to posting exclusively while adapting the mannerisms of an angry little girl.

    @Fumo161 - EDF2's first, and most notable dox victim. After spending months pretending to be anonymous and getting told to fuck off, the other users took it upon themselves to circumvent EDF's "no bans" policy and get rid of this faggot themselves. This was done by buying him MLP avatars and signatures which made him rage, and finally doxing his "Anonymous" ass. After a few obvious sock puppets, he finally ragequit and decided to play "Eve Online" in his mom's basement forever.

    @Swishy - Nominated for being a shameless attention whore that started talking about posting her tits on day one, did it on day three, regretted it on day four, and did it again on day five since her registration. In exchange she expected everyone to treat her nice and ignore her talking about herself 24/7, posting her own password (she thought no one would try to use it), using her pregnancy and fake abortion to whore for attention and constantly bragging that she is impossible to dox. Unbeknown to her, people already had her dox since a week into her joining, and they were finally exposed after she dared someone to dox her yet again. Her reaction was to go crazy, make up fake stories in an attempt to throw people off her trail, and finally CHANGING ADDRESSES for the second time (she already had to move once after she was doxed on another site a few years ago).

    @ExplosiveDiariah - This honest to god asspie spent most of his time on the forum being ignored and franticly switching between hating furries, not hating them and admitting to being one himself (like it wasn't obvious). His day in the sun came when @uberfukken was elected mod (instead of one of the fifty retards he wanted to be mod) and told E-yiff to stop being a faggot. Unwilling to forgo his faggot ways, he concocted a scheme to overthrow uberfukken by PMing people and bitching about how much he hates him. Got fagtagged for reporting stupid and spamming new threads in the n00b forum. Ragequit followed shortly after.

    @KKKoonhater - Despite his unquenchable desire for attention, no amount of posting his crayon shaped cock and being a tryhard could make anyone care. Until he invited his fat jew girlfriend @Samantha1 , who looked like a pig in a wig, to the forum. Everyone laughed at this circus-freak couple as KKKoonhated desperately tried to white knight his pet cow by spaming threads about how ugly she is. In the end he began to brag about what an epic troll he is (he got banned from a few troll forums for being a retard) and invited his SUPER COOL TROLL ORGANIZATION (consisting of one guy who spammed one thread and name dropped nobodies he claims to have trolled) and threatened to TAKE DOWN EDF2 (!!!) and was subsequently b&.

    @Messyjessie - The house burning, drug taking, herpes infected prostitute showed up on EDF2 and was exposed as a whore. One 170 page thread + one suicide note + two reports to her parole officer + two extorted nudes + over 9000 other nudes + fifty death threats + one jew, white knight, nude posting boyfriend + one article and one doxing later, she was finally banned after she started stalking @zaiger and his girlfriend online and is now lurking around our tinychat and whoring herself out.

    @Beefrave - Former fake mod and angry aspie "Beefrave" was recently exposed as a possible pedophile and bestiality... wait, that's his wife, never mind. After spamming everything with 24 sock puppets, only getting himself more mad, he is now back to posting nonsense and asking us to listen to his boring radio show. Recently re-fagtagged for stalking @Meepsheep yet again.

    @Drmusic2010 - Veteran internet lolcow and werewolf comedian "Marian" came to the forum to chase down @Magnum and get her article removed. She got it taken down, then bragged about outsmarting us, only to have it restored. After getting trolled to oblivion by everyone on the forum (hackings, nudes, hate art on DA, embarrassing secrets exposed etc), she was banned after everything on the forum grinded to a halt because everyone was too busy making fun of her to post anywhere else.

    @FührerReloaded - In his attempt to prove to everyone what an epic troll he is, this faggot began picking fights with anyone on the forum he thought he could turn into a lolcow. When he set his sites on @Negi Springfield he was asked to stop to keep our pet retard from crying (again). Taking this about as well as any attention whore being told off, he proceeded to shitflood and get fagtagged. The fagtag only made him more angry that his epic trolling did not bring about prais, and he went on to futilely spam everything for a few hours, make some sock puppets, and get banned.

    This concluded our list of nominees. Vote wisely! The winner will be receiving this fancy "EDF2 -2012 Faggot Of The Year" medal:

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    And possible fagtag, if this person is still here.
    (Special thanks to @minty for making the medal :hug:)

    The final results will be announced... whenever we feel like it!

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  2. oddguy

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    And now for the honorable mention.

    Sadly, the poll can only contain 10 options and we were forced to carefully pick our list of top ten faggots out of the long list of lesser faggots on the forum. But we would still like to give credit to those who were unfortunately overlooked, and to stop you assholes from bitching about the person with whom you had a gay slapfight last week not being included.

    @The Member Formerly Known As Baya Rae 4900 - Excluded from the poll because that wouldn't be giving anyone else a chance.

    @Rev - Came close, but was bumped for a bigger faggot.

    @umkemesik - Being a creepy, ego tripping stalker almost got you in. But you got me this medal so we cool.

    @DocEvil - although his attempts at a cue, his SMYD forum he tried to get people to migrate to and his threats of violence against Zaiger were all pretty funny, that was last year.

    @LIL COS ANIMOSITY -Yes, he's a trailer part pedophile. But that was also last year.

    As far as people like @IvanIvanovIvanovich @Negi Springfield @tyciol @WolfSinister or anyone else who you thing should win this - More of the same. Either not noteworthy or too long ago for us to care. Shut the fuck up.

    By the way, the poll is multiple choice and has no time limit because we don't give a fuck.
    For the same reason we did not wait for the end of the year.
    Haters: STFU.
     
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    inb4 "Why isn't @oddguy an option?".
     
  4. uberfukken

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    TIPPIN MY HAT TO FAGATEER FOR FAGGOT OF THE YEAR W00T
     
  5. scumhook

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    lol wanker.

    very nice job on the 1st two posts oddo.
     
  6. Maysam

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    Thanks @oddguy and everyone else for your efforts.
    I vote for @messyjessie because she made me lol and for @Racketeer because there were too many threads I read that went to utter shit because of his Shitposts.

    Also, OP is a faggot.
     
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    Voted for everyone EXCEPT FuhrerReloaded. Because fuck him.
     
  8. luvur

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    My first thought was of Kibou, but he was actually successful in causing anal trauma in a few cases, also more of a legit homosexual than the intended context here. Rackateer on the other jizz soaked hand was more to the point, be the biggest faggot he could possibly be, or an hero trying. He's earned my vote.
     
  9. oddguy

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    I voted for jessie... Not just because I found her.
    But mostly because she is a tough act to follow.
    Swishy was close, but even with all the inside information jessie is still more retarded.
    I thought about Drmusic, but she had an article before she even came here so no.
     
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    I voted for rack (duh), KKK because he was a true faggot with the gf bullshit, and beefrave because he's a huge sperging cunt.

    Swishy posted tits (such as they were - i still reckon they were ok for small ones), and really didn't do a lot, so no fag for her.

    Kibou is a funny fuck, so no fag for him.

    Explosive and Jessie provided much amusement with their meltdowns, so no fags for them.

    Don't give a shit about the rest of the homos on the list, so no fag for them.
     
  11. Slenderman

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  12. uberfukken

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    No?
     
  13. Immortal_Cake

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    @oddguy should have nominated himself for being the coolest faggot.
     
  14. Zozmal

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  15. Jericho

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    Logged in just to vote.
     
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    That actually scares me.
     
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    Just trying to secure a early nomination for next years.
     
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    lol good start :D
     
  20. Bottom Feeder

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    I think the winner should get the legendary spam cleaner as a prize.
     
  21. Akula

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    I didn't make enough drama to be on this list...
    I need to step my game up.
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    votes.

    close race
     
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    Winner should also have a newly or refurbished ED article about him.
     
  25. zaiger

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    @oddguy: I think I can make it so that polls can have more than 10 answers. Is that something you would be interested in or is 10 good?
     
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    Can there be one for lolcows as well? It would be funny to see Brian Gilbert Collinge's reaction when he 'wins' it.
     
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    @Chorvaqueen in the pic?
     
  30. 1H4T3NUMB3R5

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    Had to vote Fumo.. got to support my closeted brethren after all ~