EDF RPG: Quest For Likes

Discussion in 'Your Shitty Projects' started by wretchedgretchen, Jan 19, 2017.

  1. wretchedgretchen

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    I got the idea for the array of random gert phrases from your gertbot
     
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  2. Radha the Buttwhisperer

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    Yuuus!! I will download in the am when i get home after work.
    Its so groundbreaking it probably wont break my comp. Hopefully i fixed my siezuring computer issues. If not i will put it on my desktop.
     
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    lmfao this is hilarious. 11/10 gretchypoo
     
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    I got -141 health, do you ever die in this game?

    edfrpgcantdie.
     
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    Oh fuck me lol I forgot about that I disabled the death when I was testing it I'll reupload the fixed file.

    You can fix yours if you want by adding
    exit(0); after the last getchar() in the checkDead function
     
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    I fixed mine by giving myself 99999 health
     
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  8. Radha the Buttwhisperer

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    True winners do whatever it takes.
     
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    You're ready to work at Bethesda. Or EA. Or any modern AAA game developer.
     
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  10. wretchedgretchen

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    I'LL FIX IT IN THE NEXT PATCH OK
     
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    I feel so special

    Avast is pretty goddamn stupid to be struggling this hard with my 1337 coding skillz
     
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    At least you had the credibility not to include a "real ending DLC".

    I've spoken too soon haven't I?
     
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    that line was directed at Cock:

     
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  19. Radha the Buttwhisperer

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    well, I fellated an effeminate black man, yelled at my mother, bought a fork off of a very hairy merchant..... I feel this is true to the way things work here.
    Radha gives this game 4.5 prolapses out of 5. Dialogue got me to laugh.
    Not bad gretch.
    And if you steal my identity my mother's maiden name was Windsor and I was born in Philly. Also pay down that back creditcard while you're at it.
     
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    Haha, it took them 15 hours to figure that out.
     
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    lmfao stupid me. I had a drink with scummy and then we went to get some elf sex and got killed :( Damn you scummy!!!!
     
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    i will download this when i am done getting caught up with classes
     
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