EDF is good for your health

Discussion in 'Hard Gay Shitpost Metropolis' started by Helix, Oct 23, 2011.

  1. Helix

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    I'm sure many of you know this, but I'm posting for the benefit of skeptical newfags and lurkers, or even regular users who don't get the big picture.

    Many of us are pretty retarded clever, sharp tongued individuals, I think it's fair to say. Unfortunately, many of us won't, and shouldn't use that skill in real life. Why? Because it gets you fucked up. Whether it's the three hundred pound, knuckle dragging meat-head, or a shitty, vengeful boss, you can't speak your mind without consequences. For this reason, many of us bottle up our emotions and thoughts. They build up inside of you like bile, and the funny thing about bile is that you have to get rid of it, or it will eventually kill you. Inevitably, you explode, and it usually doesn't end well for anybody. Fortunately, there is a solution to this problem, and it's right in front of all of you right now! Encyclopedia Dramatica! The final frontier of freedom of speech. Name one other place, even on the internet where you can speak your mind, no matter HOW fucked up it is without any repercussions. It's a release for people like you and me, and it works. I can't speak for all of you, but I myself am a pretty easygoing, passive, levelheaded individual in real life. I can take a lot of shit before I get really angry. Everybody has their limit though, and if it weren't for ED, I probably would have gotten in trouble a long time ago. So I say thank you ED, and god bless you for giving me the bottomless cesspool that I so desperately needed for all of the shit.

    Agree? Disagree? Don't give a shit? Let me know.
     
  2. rst8

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    am I clever too?
     
  3. Helix

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    I was speaking generally.
     
  4. ExplosiveDiareah

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    So ED is your personal toilet??
     
  5. Helix

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    Only for the shit that comes out of my mouth.
     
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    but yeah
     
  7. ExplosiveDiareah

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    It's for depositing your Electric Diarrhea
     
  8. Helix

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    Nah its cool, I'm drunk as fuck so all these morale boosters are awesome:ranbowdash:
     
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    i read less then a sentence before realizing that what you have written is bloody retarded and stopped.
     
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    I don't bottle up my emotions like a bitch. I man the fuck up against life and give shit where it's needed - often to 300lb bosses. I once made a manager cry by backing him into a wall while barking and raving at him. Granted, the downside is I have to continually keep moving from shit low paid job to shit low paid job once I'm inevitably fired, but I get to keep my balls and my dick grows another inch every confrontation.

    Flu's Fact: If you're a bitch in life you're a tough guy on the internet.
    It's nothing to be proud of faggot. (I know you're a faggot because you're using "psychology" (which is faggot for "without fists or dick."))

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  13. Helix

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    FLU = SAGE OF THE INTERNET.
     
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  16. PerfectlyNormal

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    It's good to have a place to channel all the shit that's floating through my mind. If I'd articulate that irl, they would lock me up. I'm already on their list.
     
  17. Helix

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    If I made it a habit of saying the first thing that popped into my head, i'd probably be in a loonie bin right now. Sometimes I think the only difference between sane people and the mentally unstable is that the sane ones know how to keep it to themselves.
     
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    Right. What you're referring to Assburgers. And the bold.
     
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    Don't confuse bold with stupid.
     
  20. ExplosiveDiareah

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    Goronchev, the fucking best body builder and intellectual checkfucker who ever lived, an hero to us all.
     
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    Goronchev was such a brilliant E-tactician that he checkmated hereditary baldness and looking 40 at 20 by wearing a hat as much as possible.

    INTELLECTUAL CHECKMATE. You're jealous of him. We all are.
     
  22. jack

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    oh you.you're sarcasm is why I want to butt fuck you with love.
     
  23. CallMeMaggot

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    That's the basis of coexistence. And necessary to live as a couple. And in society, in fact.

    Diplomacy: the art of hypocrisy
     
  24. ExplosiveDiareah

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    goronchev has thinning hair, he is not BALD
    Fuck even i have thinning hair and i am only 21 i even know people who had premature hair thinning,
    It means by thirty you will have next to fuckall.

    Lucky for me i have an anti balding treatment, it actually works, how do i know? Because it comes from a fucking plant and not some bulkshit tv infomercial.
    The thing about stopping baldness, is unless you jump on it sooner than later, you won't have much hair left to save.
    And men tend to be in denial about their balding till it's too late.
     
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    Disagree, there a plenty of other forums/ message boards I'm saving at the moment that are exact clones to this. It is nothing original nor special - you are all the same troubled adolescents speaking their non-developed minds.
     
  26. rst8

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    Can you name/link a few?
    I will understand if you decline,
    also I know quite a few that could use your help
     
  27. ExplosiveDiareah

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    And how old are you might i ask?
     
  28. ChristianWarrior94

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    I don't want the subjects to mingle with one another, but I can name the website 4chan (I tried helping it but my posts go away after awhile) as one.

    Which forums do you think need God?

    I might be an adolescent but my brain has matured and I'm not troubled.
     
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  30. ExplosiveDiareah

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    Since you're an adolescent, you need to be quiet, kids think they know everything, andnjust because you are a christian doesn't mean you are an exception.

    We have pseudo intellectuals everywhere and i dislike them.

    Also, you are a very bad preacher, amd you don't even try to make friends here.
    That alone is the major flaw in trying to get people to open up to christianity, also you probably masturbate,all guys do, and for Christians it is a secret shame, you aren't as picture perfect as you might like to pretend.

    But don't worry, we all had to go through the phase of horror when we hit puberty.
    You'll get used to it.
    And also, why am i supposed to be scared of hell? Evidence firsthand of it would be very comforting, it means we would proof that is logical and tangible by what we know, rather than what we feel.
    So then we would be deadset in a resolve to live as God asks,

    But as for me, i feel no problem with participating in religion and being more old fashioned, my faith has never led me astray when i was making alot of time for it.

    Go think what i have said over, and then respond, it better be something i enjoy reading.