EDF, if you could pick only one thing from this list, what would you choose?

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    If you could pick only one thing from this list, what would you choose?

    A.You can freeze time for an hour every day. If you don't use all of the hour that day you can use it the next day and so on until the end of each week. If you didn't use it until Saturday you would have 7 hours.

    B.Live inside a minecraft-esque world. You can travel to this world by opening any door and thinking about it. Every day spent in here is one hour in the real world. For 3 years in this world you can edit any aspect of it according to your desires. Create trees that grow tasty beverages or fill it with replica cities and cars. Your options are limitless. The only rules are that you can take nothing out of this world and can only invite 10 different people in. After the three years you can no longer change the world.

    C.The power to travel into any tv show/movie/game you want and interact with the characters scenery like it were a real world. When you come out everything will be back to normal. If you die while in the tv you will be fine.

    D.A "ring of knowledge" That gives you the ability to absorb all knowledge from any book you touch for 3 years. After this period of time the ring breaks but you keep all knowledge.

    E.A block of chocolate containing 26 pieces that will make you immortal for 20 years. You’re invincible but don't contain any sort of super strength.

    F.You can rewind time an hour every day to redo any situation you want. Same rules as A.

    G.A van that can travel anywhere in the known universe It's always stocked with 5 types of munchies and 5 types of drinks and a Fear and loathing style suitcase full of drugs. It fits 7 people and always has a protective field a couple yards around it that lets you breathe and not be crushed by scary space rays.

    H.Just by looking at a photo you can make it into a reality for 3 hours. You can never do the same exact items twice. It works with people as well. If you bring out a food and eat it within those 3 hours it won't just disappear out of your stomach.

    I'm sorry for my bad grammar and anything that doesn't make sense. I'm pretty tired.

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    I really like options D and G and would have to think about it. Just kidding, I would go with D and then have a friend pick G. Also lol at the van idea.

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    >implying I don't already have G

    Either A or H.

    I can use both of them for my perverse and other desires.
     
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    I'll go with:

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    I would consider A or C. I don't really need to explain what I'd do with A, and with F, I travel to a universe where anything is possible or people have supernatural powers or some shit.
     
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    By the way, F works with pornos as well. ;)
     
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    Do you realize that option B more or less includes options C, E, G and almost H?

    I'll go for B hands down, it's like being God on you own universe
     
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    With C, you could just go into minecraft (or a similar game) and do the same thing.
     
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    Google is option D already. Knowing don't imply understanding
     
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    I don't want to go to a blocky world filled with creepers, and with no life extension whatsoever

    If I can go to my games/movies/shows...then fine, it would be like option B then, or better...the sky is the limit
     
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    Oh god I would do so much damage.