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Discussion in 'Hard Gay Shitpost Metropolis' started by oddguy, Oct 19, 2012.

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  1. Good work oddguy.

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  2. Shitty work oddguy.

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  3. You are fucking up my OTP's. Prepare for a shipping war oddguy.

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  4. I am also gay oddguy.

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  5. I am gay for you oddguy.

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  6. Stop making polls/threads oddguy.

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  1. oddguy

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    The Prime Memeister

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    I will now matchmake some of the gay couples on EDF.

    @Seku + @TheBrickBalls -> Both gay, both black. Perfect.
    @Beatrice + @Stormtrooper -> Both gay, both creepy and gross. Perfect.
    @Whatever + @hipcrime -> Both like cats way too much. Don't actually know if either of them is gay, but felt like tagging them anyway. Perfect.
    @Edgeworth + @prison reap -> At least that's who he ends up in the fanfic I wrote. Perfect.
    @minty + @Sugar Bombs -> Pretty sure they are already gay for each other. Perfect.
    @scumhook + @MrGask -> don't know if actually gay, but both are fags regardless. Perfect.

    And that's about all the gay people we have on EDF.
    Being a jew I have the utmost skills in the field of matchmaking.

    This will all work out perfectly.
     
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    Forever alone, and gay.
     
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    you forgot the poll option where we tell you to stop existing
     
  4. oddguy

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    The Prime Memeister

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    I also forgot the poll option where I care.
     
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    It was about time we copied Memedates.

    Hurr le looking 4 my Derpina Durr
     
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    So I, Bashaer Othman, am not good enough to be a lesbian on EDF2?
     
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    noone gives a shit oddguy. please die like a good juden should
     
  8. oddguy

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    You have hurt my feelings deeply, person I don't know or care about.
     
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    good, now die
     
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    I only fuck buttholes with vaginas tattooed over them. Your move @scumhook .
     
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    i am trampstamped for your pleasure....


    and i would definately be in on @Sugar Bombs and @minty throwing their handbags across the river
     
  12. Beatrice

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    thank u
     
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    I didn't even pay for this dating service and I still want my money back.
    And yes, we both are confirmed to have the ghey.
     
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    Very likely that AJ is going to make this come true.
     
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    i'll be gay with you...
    is that ok?
     
  16. Sugar Bombs

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    She's not man enough to handle all dis
    [​IMG]
     
  17. oddguy

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    That fried chicken does seem delicious.
     
  18. minty

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    i don't need your chicken leg...
    i have pizza
     
  19. oddguy

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    @Sugar Bombs you gonna let her talk about your skinny legs like that?
    I wouldn't take that from her if I was you.
     
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    I'll take minty's sass because I don't pick on children or people of child-size equivalent
    She's roughly a foot shorter than me, an IRL fight would end up with me just putting her in a mailbox or something until she calms down <3
     
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    You gonna let her talk to you like that @minty ?
     
  22. minty

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    i think he WANTS us to fight since he's tagging us like this... wanna join forces for the time being to take down the jew?

    also
    >a foot taller than me
    i'd tackle your knees and knock you off balance, using your height against you... you'd never see me coming with all that cloud cover blocking your face, you fucking amazon-giantess.
     
  23. Sugar Bombs

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    Awww :meow:
     
  24. minty

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    5 ft pride worldwide
     
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    @hkh - every EDF user EVER
     
  27. minty

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    at least i don't gotta shop at the men's big & tall store
    i bet you wear a size 5 tarp
     
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    What's the difference between a clever short person and a venereal disease?
    One is cunning runt, and the other is a running cunt. :D
     
  29. minty

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    u so funneh
    HURRRRRRR. 0
     
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    If Pluto isn't a planet because it's too small, can midgets really be considered people? :D