EDF gave me a dream

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    First off there was this Earthmover that had malfunctioned at this construction site and was on a rampage. I was sent to stop it so I tried to fight it but couldn't. So I had to go to this empty school and find some asian girl with superpowers and convince her to stop the rampaging earthmover.

    We found her in one of the classrooms and she eventually complied and went to battle the earthmover with flying powers and super strength. The thing was defeated, then the people of EDF turned up and stripped me down and put alligator clips on my nipples connected to battery to give me shocks and they made have sex with some yellow plushie

    I'm not a plushophile in IRL life but seriously WTF?
     
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