EDF DnD: Here be virgins

Discussion in 'Your Shitty Projects' started by Radha the Buttwhisperer, Feb 17, 2016.

  1. Synecdoche

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    friday and sunday should be good, but saturday I will busy until about 5-6 PM MST
     
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    Never stopped being gay.
     
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    I gotta work Friday. Saturday should be ok. I wanted to do noon originally but something came up. Is Saturday afternoon/evening ok with everyone?
     
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    We never said you're not gay.
     
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    That would be best, 6:00 est for me
     
  6. Linkermann

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    >EDF DnD
    Lol wtf is wrong with you
     
  7. Wraffles

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    Sorry to say it but I gotta push back again. Work is forcing me in. If you guys want to get together and play anyway, I nominaye @Failstation as a standin GM
     
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  9. Linkermann

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    Anyone playing an elf is a flaming faggot.
     
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    anyone pretending to be an otter is a flaming faggot, too... so, hold hands with the elves and quit pretending you're better than these people
     
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  11. Linkermann

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    someone's butthurt
     
  12. minty

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    yeah, you since other ediots are having fun without you
     
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    @Synecdoche
     
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  14. Linkermann

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    >implying I have the need to belong here
     
  15. Synecdoche

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    Hey, that's half-elf to you
     
  16. Linkermann

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    Half fag is still a fag.
     
  17. Synecdoche

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    whatever it's a board game not my life story.
     
  18. Linkermann

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    You roll one, you instantly fail. Stupidest rule I've ever seen.
     
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    You instantly fail when you roll under X to begin with, nat 1 is just critically doing so and mechanically changes jack shit unless the DM decides otherwise
     
  20. Linkermann

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    Set saves to infinite, you still fail with 1.
     
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    but this only affects elf characters?
     
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    All characters, but what's more bullshit is how the healing spells heal like 20% of your health.
     
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    No they don't. They heal a number of dice based on the spell with additional points based on caster level. Heal Light Wounds, a low level Cleric's primary spell, heals 1d8+cleric's level in HP. Enough to fully heal most low level characters.
    Furthermore, there's no such thing as critical failures, and rolling nat 1 isn't instafail. It's a common misconception. If you roll a one, but your modifier is high enough, you still pass. I only do critical fails if they were gonna fail regardless or if I think it's funny.
    Learn the rules faggot.
     
  24. Linkermann

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    lol I was using 20% as a comparison faggot
    then you have heal for level*10 capped at 150 which is like all HP the character has when he becomes able to use
    bad game design is bad
     
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    linkerman, are you jealous because you got stuck playing the gnome cleric?
     
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  26. Radha the Buttwhisperer

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    He does sound like he's got some intimate knowledge of the dark n painful world of party punching bag/cleric.
     
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    I played neverwinter nights 2 and didn't understand why the potions healed shit until I looked it up. Decent game with some good voice acting here and there, but the dnd system is horrible.
     
  28. Synecdoche

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    are we still meeting up later today? what time?
     
  29. Radha the Buttwhisperer

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    Wraffles got called into work, he left dming up to @Failstation if he wants it, i dunno if todays going down i just woke up.
     
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