EDF DnD: Here be virgins

Discussion in 'Your Shitty Projects' started by Radha the Buttwhisperer, Feb 17, 2016.

  1. Radha the Buttwhisperer

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    iirc me cloud and radha took for fucking ever to take down a boss
     
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    What boss?
     
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    i think it was more 3 separate minibosses, like it was a woman and her henchman I believe
     
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    That's odd. Have you seen anything like that before?
     
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    on rare occasions; i've gone back to just seeing IMG
     
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    i dunno
     
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    I think we are skipping this week.
     
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    what's wrong with tomorrow?
     
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    whats wrong with your face?
     
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    I can't do tomorrow, but if wraffles wants to, go for it..
     
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    WHERE ARE MY PIZZA ROLLS
     
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    I've got to sit in on one of these, if it ever happens. Are you using Roll20?
     
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    Yes, but i think the gm has to do an invite to access the game.
     
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    Makes sense. I'll check with Wraffles.
     
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    It was probably best you didn't come last time, we spent too much time generating our characters.
     
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    That almost always takes a long time, so much so that some people call it "Session 0." Didn't somebody say you're using Pathfinder? I wouldn't be surprised if that bloated system added extra time.
     
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    I fucking hate this system. Between splatbook creep, anime art, and lots of trannies working at Paizo, I'd say we'd all be better off just scrapping the whole thing. And burning down their offices.
     
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    Actually, i like it better than 3.5 and 4th ed. Dnd. Its easier for the newer to rp players we got to pick up.
     
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    How is it easier? It has splatbooks out the ass, enough to customize it to be a different game entirely. Suppose it's just core, though. What makes it easier for noobs to pick up? You've piqued my interest.
     
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    Yeah we are, I don't know what the differences are between that and normal dnd or other types. I'm currently trying to play the first Baldurs Gate game and apparently that's 2nd edition or some shit. I don't know what splatbooks are. I was mostly just surprised at how much data and shit you actually need, choosing weapons and shit was a pain in the arse. I wanted to be a centaur but apparently that wasn't part of pathfinder or some shit so I chose human.
     
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    Baldur's Gate is Advanced Dungeons and Dragons 2e. When Dungeons and Dragons 3e was first released, it was broken as fuck, so they did a lot of fixes with 3.5e. 4e was different altogether, you almost need miniatures and a grid for combat. 5e was a mix of a lot of editions, but can be best described as very balanced, minimalist, back to basics 3.5e
    Splatbooks are optional supplements than can add races, classes, settings, whatever. They're subject to GM approval if you want to use them, because they can add gamebreaking changes.
    Pathfinder is also called 3.75e because a company called Paizo took 3.5e under the Open Gaming License available at the time, stripped out trademarked things like Mind Flayers, and made a lot of changes to the rules. Ever since then, they've been pumping out one splatbook after another.
     
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    Yeah, sorry i didn't realize centaur wasnt a viable race mate. Human is a better option for a noob anyway, cuz it gives u a good feel for the game without loading you with a bunch of penalties to your stats. You can go almost any path with it. The equipment thing was partially my fault, I should've helped with you guys doing the builds, but I had irl shit that day n had to be an adult.
    I liked 3.5 and 4e, but we never used miniatures, we decided that would make it too much like warhammer, which is gay.
     
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    You are dead to me.
     
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    Has anyone saved the princess yet?
     
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    Certainly an admirable goal, but I believe they're playing Pathfinder (the game by and for trannies) rather than Super Mario RPG.
     
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    I'll stop calling it gay when they stop fucking up Fantasy. And trannies don't play pathfinder, thats a Vampire The Masquerade audience.
    Lol no, I just when we meet a princess one of us doesnt set her on fire, by "accident".
     
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    Pathfinder is the #1 tranny RPG. Not only do they have several trannies on staff and are all about social justice, at least one iconic character, a dwarf something or other, is canonically a tranny. Emos, faggots, and goths (if they still exist) play V:tM, just as furries and ecoterrorists have always played the original Werewolf.
    They can't stop fucking up WHFB. WHFB is dead. It's a bitter pill, but we must all accept it.