EDF DnD: Here be virgins

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    You can harass the Lady. You just don't get away with it.

    Why the Lady, though? Planescape has every kind of woman you ever thought of, and a great many you haven't. Why not harass them instead?
     
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    That's why I usually take a month to prepare. Anything I miss I make up on the spot. But I've been DMing for over a decadr.
     
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    It always comes down to the art of the ass pull regardless. You must have acquired a lot of experience with that and GM'ing in general in those years.

    Would you mind telling us your favorite games, as well as games you've just played? I'm always glad to compare systems.
     
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    @Wraffles when do u wanna try to get another session in?
     
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    I'm only ever gonna be off on Tuesdays and Wednesdays from now on it seems. So we need to work that in around people.

    I've played a lot of Palladium in the past. It's a really, really hard system to figure out, though. Call of Cthulhu is my favorite horror system. Simple and fun. I've done some White Wolf and enjoyed it. But the three biggest for me are Pathfinder, Star Wars D20, and the Warhammer 40000 rpg system (Dark Heresy, Rogue Trader, Deathwatch)
     
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    This Tues/Wednes works for me.
     
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    Ever try Delta Green? Much improved version of CoC imo. Updated for a modern setting, or at least the 90s. PCs are federal agents from every corner of the alphabet soup investigating Lovecraftian occurrences. Done cowboy style, no federal sanction, lots of lying to and covering up from superiors. It's kind of like "X Files goes Lovecraft" if you remove the faggotry inherent in X Files.

    40k, eh? Can't say I don't envy that. Do you have a favorite game for that system? I do know the feel is supposed to be different for each. It's a shame that only Rogue Trader is built to be open ended; I can imagine a lot being done with Black Crusade.
     
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    Honestly, my favorite game in 40k is Dark Heresy because when done right it becomes a really good mystery/horror setting. Plus it's the best one to introduce noobs into the horrible universe of 40k in that they will die quickly unless they prove they're main character material.
     
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    I've done some Starwars D20, it seemed like it had potential but the GM running our game was kinda a dope. He was ok with me being a force adapt ewok, but allowed the other players in the group to have about 7 npc characters working under them as sorta a personal mini battalion of faggotry. Each of their turns took about 30 minutes because they had to basically plan each NPC action like it was a fucking chess game against a goddamn soviet super computer. It got real boring, and fast. I would try it again, but with limits on how many ass grabbers each player can have dragging about behind them.
     
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    The thing about 40k is you really need to know the setting to make it work. If you get real fans mixed with people who have never heard of 40k, some would be very tempted to settle it with violence, and I don't mean between PCs. If you have players who know the setting by heart, they can really work together on a higher level. I read the Rogue Trader core book, and while I think there is just a little bit of info on 40k in it, its a terrible intro to 40k.
     
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    So when will be the next game?
     
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    Sweet. When exactly tho?
     
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    Whenever our drunk ass game master wakes up
     
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    tomorrow then?
     
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    Can we do this tomorrow? I'm at work right now. Won't be tomorrow. Tomorrow is good, I promise.
     
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    alright. jeez, work over dnd, its almost like u have priorities....


    @metaljee @Synecdoche @corpsefriedchicken @Failstation u guys tomorrow.
     
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    Glory aand infamy and riches will be ours brethern! Also @corpsefriedchicken 's parrot, it will be miiiiiiinnne. And pizza rolls, my mom says she will make some 4 us.
     
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    Ok. 4ish Whatever.
     
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