EDF complaint department.

Discussion in 'Encyclopedia Dramatica Collaboration' started by oddguy, Mar 17, 2012.

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What do you think of this idea?

  1. You will drop this as soon as you post this thread.

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  2. I hope you do it and they ban you.

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  3. I have a complaint about this user named "oddguy".

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  4. Aint made a poll in a while,eh oddguy?

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  5. Which way is the bathroom?

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  6. is this the complaint department?

    21.4%
  7. I WANT TO TALK TO YOUR SUPERIOR!

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  8. -People who want to sleep with me vote here.-

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  9. Clamp these electrical thingies to my nipples and zap me.

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  1. oddguy

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    The EDF complaint department is now open for business!
    I have run out of things to complain about. Being the Jew that I am,I realize that this simply will not stand.

    I hereby declare myself the EDF complaint department. (it's boring today.)
    Use this thread to tell me your complaints and I will rationally pass them on the the forum staff harass Zaiger and E about them and make them remedy the situation call me a faggot.
    I Promise to fix every complaint whatever I feel like,and I will not rest until every problem is solved I will get bored with this idea in about five minutes and stop when I don't find it funny anymore.

    But that's not all! The complaint department does not only receives complaint but dispenses them as well! leave you complain today and you will receive a complimentary complaint about YOU that will belittle you and lower you self confidence!

    Apply today!
     
  2. kibou

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    why are all the other kids mean to me?
     
  3. Rape Train

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    Oddguy keeps posting. Mods please fix it.
     
  4. skylerconcarne

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    I want that new guy banned.
     
  5. Immortal_Cake

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    I've been gone for two years and oddguy is mod.

    ...the fuck did I miss?
     
  6. h00t

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    this is soo stoopid
     
  7. kibou

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    Once he gets booted out of office its time for change

    KIBOU FOR MOD
     
  8. oddguy

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    You have been gone for 5 minutes and I have been a mod for 3.
     
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    I made this thread as a joke!
    Now that i'm a mod I actually have to help you faggots!

    What cruel fate...
     
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    I'm still going to play with your polls :D

    BECAUSE I <3 YOU.
     
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    it's not mutual you poll hater!!
     
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    Not now... I still don't know what any of these buttons do... i'm panicking over here...
     
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    flick a switch, DO IT
     
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    Giant Panda Gives Birth at National Zoo



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    By Megan Gannon, News Editor
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    The Smithsonian National Zoo in Washington, D.C., has some exciting news: Its female giant panda, Mei Xiang, has given birth to a cub.
    Zookepers have not been able to get up close to the newborn, but based on Mei Xiang's behavior and the sounds observed in webcam footage, they believe the baby was born at about 10:46 p.m. ET on Sunday (Sept. 16).
    "She is cradling her cub closely, and she looks so tired, but every time she tries to lay down, the cub squawks and she sits right up and cradles the cub more closely," the zoo's chief veterinarian Suzan Murray said in a statement. "She is the poster child for a perfect panda mom."
    The zookeepers are staying at a safe distance from the mom and baby, because they want Mei Xiang to raise her cub naturally. It could be a few weeks before the 14-year-old female leaves her baby alone long enough for the zoo's veterinary team to give the furball a brief checkup and determine its sex. The cub's birth comes seven years after Tai Shan, the zoo's only prior cub, was born to Mei Xiang in 2005. He was moved to China in 2010. [ Fun Facts About Giant Pandas ]
    It's difficult to breed pandas in captivity. Females are fertile just one or two days a year, and attempts to coax a panda pair to mate naturally during that short window often fail. Moreover, it's tough to know the success of artificial insemination until a cub appears. Female pandas almost always undergo a false pregnancy after they ovulate, but don't conceive; the pseudo pregnancy mimics the real thing, as the pandas sleep a lot, make bamboo nests and show a spike in hormone levels.
    Mei Xiang had been artificially inseminated on April 29 and 30 with sperm from the zoo's adult male, Tian Tian. The panda parents are on loan to the United States from China until 2015. As only 1,600 giant pandas are left in the wild, captive breeding is an important way for scientists to study and conserve the endangered species.
    Across the country, the San Diego Zoo also welcomed a new panda cub this year. The baby boy was the sixth cub born to the zoo's female Bai Yun and zookeepers have reported that he is healthy and just started opening his eyes.
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    Either Kibou wants to spread its gay gene to everybody or somebody, who isn't Kibou, is using its account.
     
  23. The Satanist

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    inb4 banhammer.
     
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  25. kibou

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    That's home phobic
     
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    EDF CURE AIDS NOW!!!