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  1. Linkermann

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    Since @milwin 's such a sore loser, he asked me to "organize" a chess tournament, so that he wouldn't appear to suck ass.

    loser.

    Lol. Who's in?


    PROTIP: you can cheat using a chess computer>


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    milwin| wins: mr gask | losses:
    mr gask| wins: | losses: milwin, linkermann, ottyottah
    linkermann| wins: mr gask, uberfukken | losses:
    uberfukken| wins: | losses: linkermann
    ottyottah| wins: mr gask| losses:
     
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  2. Milwin

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    I'm of course in it, all of you better prepare your anus.
     
  3. MrGask

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    I'm in I suppose.
     
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    stupid hoomans ill show yuo otter is the master race by beating yuo​
    anyone i beat blow me anyone who beat me i blow​
     
  5. Milwin

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  6. Milwin

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    I'd play, but I'm bad at chess. I usually end up flipping the board. I call it the tactical nuclear strike.
     
  8. Mr Lange

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    You're toast.

    Well, I mean, you are in fact toast.

    But as for competing against you in chess, you're fucked.

    I'm in the tourney btw.
     
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    Pony Up!
     
  10. OttyOttah

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  11. Gruber

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    Finally! I'm in.
     
  12. Bass

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  13. Linkermann

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    So far who's in:
    @milwin
    @MrGask
    @OttyOttah
    @Mr Lange
    @DLMK
    @uberfukken
    @powerwheel
    @tokumei
    and myself

    The rules are simple. Everyone plays everyone. You decide when to play, in what order and who is which color
    As for time control, it'd be only fair if it'd be the same for every game. I prefer no time limit, but that gives opportunity to cheat using chess computers, so suggestions are wanted.

    I know of http://multiplayerchess.com/ that doesn't require registration, but any website will do.
    When the game ends on of the participants will have to post the PGN here. It looks like this:
    pgn.
    (post the text, not an image)

    Anyone's free to join yet and you can start playing from now on too.
     
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    Ummmmm me too :ranbowdash:
     
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  18. Linkermann

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    How would a time control help? Cheating is faster than thinking out your moves. I don't think cheating is preventable. It's best not to worry about it, or else we can't have nice things a tournament.
     
  21. Linkermann

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    Fine by me. I was keeping milwin in mind since he's such a sore loser he'd accuse you of cheating.
     
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    There is an inbuilt 10 minute timer

    MrGask vs Toasty 2013.08.06

    Black won!
    FEN

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    • e4 b5 14 minutes ago
    • d4 c6 14 minutes ago
    • Nc3 d5 13 minutes ago
    • Qd3 a6 13 minutes ago
    • Bg5 f6 13 minutes ago
    • Bh4 g5 13 minutes ago
    • Bg3 Nd7 12 minutes ago
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    • dxe5 Nc5 11 minutes ago
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    • b4 Ne6 10 minutes ago
    • Nge2 h4 9 minutes ago
    • Qh5+ Rxh5 9 minutes ago
    • a3 hxg3 8 minutes ago
    • hxg3 Rxh1 7 minutes ago
    • Nf4 gxf4 7 minutes ago
    • gxf4 Nxf4 7 minutes ago
    • Ne2 Nxg2+ 7 minutes ago
    • Kd2 Rxf1 6 minutes ago
    • Kd3 Rxa1 5 minutes ago
    • c4 Ne1+ 5 minutes ago
    • Ke3 Rxa3+ 5 minutes ago
    • Kf4 bxc4 5 minutes ago
    • e6 Bh6+ 4 minutes ago
    • Kf5 Bxe6+ 4 minutes ago
    • Kxe6 Qd6+ 3 minutes ago
    • Kf5 a5 2 minutes ago
    • Nd4 axb4 2 minutes ago
    • Kg4 c5 a minute ago
    • Kh5 cxd4 a minute ago
    • f4 Qxf4 a minute ago
    • Kg6 Qf7# a minute ago
    • Qf7# just now
    Black was @milwin, who won
     
  23. Gruber

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    10 minutes a side would work well. It encourages people to play/finish games and cheating would be less effective due to the time constraint.
     
  24. Linkermann

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    Yep. I was there spectating. Wanna play me next? (either milwin or you)
     
  25. MrGask

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    Edit: never mind, I am going to wander off for a few moments.
     
  26. tokumei

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    10-minute chess? What is this, a tournament for ants?
     
  27. Linkermann

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    I think time limit should be decided by those who play the current game. We can play with no time limit, if you want to.
     
  28. tokumei

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    Okay, I am usually free in the evenings. How about you?
     
  29. Linkermann

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    Free all day currently.
     
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