Edarem has passed away, RIP YOU GLORIOUS BASTARD!

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  1. kibou

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    Good night, Doc Brown

    Never forget


     
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    In accordance with his last wishes, a mason jar containing Edarem's ashes will be stuffed up the rear end of a child, who will be tied to the old pedophiles computer chair using the coarsest rope as a tether, and subjected to a marathon of hours of a pre-recorded Edarem, who, as a final message to all, recites the names of every child on earth. At this point the lid on the ashes is popped off and the child is instantly transformed into 1guy1jar. Edarem's ashes mingle with the child's rectal blood; as it was once, before.
     
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    I disagree. Old people should have MORE internet.
     
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    I'm $$Trooper, a badass commie nigger.

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    why?
     
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    So there'll be more crazy, wiry white haired old child molesters making videos to laugh at and fall in love with.
     
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    Who is he? one of those Youtube pedophiles?
    if so, then that explains why, i do not care about Youtube Pedophiles.
     
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    STAY CLASSY EDF
     
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    This make me feel absurdly sad

    R.I.P my kind sir, my love goes to you, the world is a little worse place now



     
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    It's a shame he doesn't wear a bathrobe gown all the time, light blue and white striped pyjama's with slippers, and gets around with a walker, and makes little whistling sounds everytime he speaks, otherwise HE WOULD BE IRL HERBERT THE PERVERT.
     
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    hahaha fuck, this guy is like Uncle Fester and Doc Brown mashed together

    A genuinely crazed old coot on youtube. He'll be in our nightmares for sure
     
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    Did he die in prison?
     
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    I'm guessing once this hits the national news, people are going to be depressed over this loss, no more than Micheal J. Fox.

    I was looking forward to Back to the future IV.
     
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    It seems so (only link, too dramatic to enjoy posting the video)

    Now, I have one thing to say, Zaiger.

    You maybe have realized that I'm not one for mod cocksucking, far from it.

    But if you are the guy who just deleted ED/edarem page, as it seems, and substituted it for that little homage, well...fuck, man, that was classy. Kudos.

    You have my respect.

    UM_pc018_A81-012_015_0553_005_0001.
     
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    At 9 a.m.on May 1, 2009, there was a loud knock on the back door. My dogs, Buddy, Buster and Lady were in the house with me. I jumped out of bed wondering "Who the heck could that be? I went to the door and opened it a crack and 5 armed probation agents came in declaring, "Where's your computer?"

    I was still groggy from sleep. I walked them to the living room where I also had my bed. "It's right here. What's the problem?" The lead agent said, "You're not allowed to have a computer."


    The dogs were barking because of 5 strange people in the house.

    "Put your dogs outside."

    After putting the dogs in the backyard, I was instructed to sit at the kitchen table.
    Two agents turned on my computer, one agent stood next to me, one agent stood by the front door and one agent walked slowly thru my house.


    Back in 1986, when I was attending a birthday party in Orlando, Florida, I had fondled a 14 year-old family member. I was caught and arrested. I was sentenced to 18 months in prison and 10 years probation. That was my sex offense.

    Now, here, in Orangeburg, South Carolina, 23 years later, 5 law enforment officers are in my house going thru my computer. The officer who roamed thru my house confiscated 6 cans of beer and my box of Franzia wine,

    "Why are you taking my beer and wine?"


    "You're not allowed to have alcohol."

    I thought to myself, "What kind of craziness is this? I broke the law and paid for it with jail time and 10 years of probation (with no violations) and now, 23 years later, they're saying I can't have a glass of wine with dinner? I can't have a computer? How does that make any sense?"

    After scrolling thru thousands of photos and videos on my computer, the agents were satisfied that there were no pornographic images. Even so, they confiscated my computer, monitor, printer, camcorder, tripod, flash drives, cables, and my dvds and cds, even the blanks. They then asked me to walk them around the property. Satisfied that I had nothing illegal in the house or outside, they left.

    The dogs and I went back in the house. I sat there dazed. Then I got angry. Not at the officers who invaded my house and took my property. No. I was angry at the lawmakers imposing penalties and restrictions on ALL sex offenders regardless of their offense.
    For example, anyone who urinates in public and gets caught can be charged with indecent exposure. If he's convicted, he will have to register as a sex offender and will be treated exactly the same as a rapist/kidnapper/murderer. That is plain stupid.

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    Lol angles what a stupid fuck, Your husband is worm food :frog:
     
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    I didn't delete it, I just replaced it with a RIP message for a couple of days like the CWC wiki did when Bob died.
     
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    Classy anyways, given that any remotely-pedo-related stuff is politicaly correct to be judged, condemned and bashed till death as of lately, fair or not
     
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    Sayounara, Edarem.
     
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    The entire time he has this troll face on him.

    I would say something terrible about his death, if not so I could be hated a little more, but this video had made me think differently.

    Other than that one video, I have never ever heard of this man before.
     
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    i miss him i made few youtube videos about him .
     
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    LONG LIVE THE PEDOPHILE.
    The only thing more evil than kiddie fiddling is the laws that respond to it, they are 100X more evil foul and immoral, they are 666 the number of the beast.
    No computer and no alcohol for anyone who gets caught ONCE peeing behind a tree because they couldn't hold it in any longer.
    666 the number of the beast.
     
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    I want to be like him when I grow old.
     
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    Now I realize that that count as double cigarsex

    cigarem.

    Is there anything like too much cigarsex?

    Probably not.